#robertskypeachman

Ooh ooh! You’re a shoemaker, right?! Can you make me some Peach Slippers? Y’know, like those Bunny Slippers, but Peaches instead!

"sweet pumpkin pie, I made it here, if you want to see it, but, I will make a pair for you! Don't worry, I'll send it to your home tomorrow!"

"awwww, it's a cute photo!, do you remember that, Izaak?"

"oh yeah, that day was so sweet, hmm, wait, Who took the picture?"

"....... I..... I can't.....remember.."

"Congratulations neighbor, I hope that you and your husband have a healthy and strong baby. Have you already chosen your baby's name? What does your husband do? oh my, this is wonderful, it will be the second baby in the building like it was with Anastacha-, wait, my pregnancy test?, sorry miss, I'm not a woman, and, That is not possible"

His contraceptive method is being gay xd, Fun fact, if a man does that and tests positive, he may have a prostate problem if I remember correctly.

@psychicvoidtale

Mis favoritos:

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*Gives an sly smile epically*

"why are so tiny?"-Robertsky

"haha, so funny"-Albertsky

"haha, come on, hmm, coffee?"- Robertsky

"and pie?"-Albertsky

"two pies and one of them is of the cheese"-Robertsky

"deal!"-Albertsky

"I was thinking so much and..... I.... I feel something.... I know, I'm just a shoemaker... But... I really feels like you are so the only person I could have a stronger heart beat... And.... I want to ask you If.... Could.... Umm.... Be together?" -Robertsky

Y como Roberto pediría a salir (mexican mode)

"do you want to be my girlfriend?" -The banner says

*Velvety doesn't know how to react, but in the end he said yes*

(I will explain the joke for the Anglo speakers, in Latam we had this joke, someone did that banner and we make memes for that)

"At least he didn't leave me as a ranch girl, dressed up and fussy"

(in Mexico we had the joke about "Steal the ranch girl in exchange for a cow")

Edit: wtf!, de dónde vino tanta pinche gente vato?!, I fell asleep and out of nowhere a bunch of people react, I don't know whether to feel proud or impressed

My tier list who's no one's ask to me haha

There it says:

- I made you an altar

- you're great

- I accept you

- fucking damm It, If it weren't because it's illegal to hate you...

- WHY THE FANDOM LOVES YOU?!!

"How come you're kissing the damn transvestite?!!" (QUÉ HACES BESANDO A LA LISIADA?!!!)

"sorry bro, it was a accident" -Robertsky

"ACCIDENT?!!, I EVEN SAW A FUCKING TONGUE!!, that's enough!, I'm going to kill Velvety!!" -Albertsky