Oct 29, 2025
I hate when authors dont explain what a character looks like until like we’re into half the book, cause what do you mean Robert Holt is blonde
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I hate when authors dont explain what a character looks like until like we’re into half the book, cause what do you mean Robert Holt is blonde
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Robert Holt, the man for whom the phrase "hapless" was invented. The most hapless, snakebitten motherfucker in the history of literature. I refuse to believe this man has been in possession of a single iota of hap in his entire life. This fuckin' guy.
I have had my feet on some good carpets in my time; I know what carpets are; but never did I stand upon a softer one than that. It reminded me, somehow, even then, of the turf in Richmond Park,—it caressed my instep, and sprang beneath my tread. To my poor, travel-worn feet, it was luxury after the puddly, uneven road. Should I, now I had ascertained that the room was, at least, partially furnished, beat a retreat? Or should I push my researches further? It would have been rapture to have thrown off my clothes, and to have sunk down, on the carpet, then and there, to sleep.
His lower half looks like it's clipping through the floor, which is probably also Theb's doing.
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Robert Holt Meets a Man with a Brick*
*actually a rock
(@animate-mush you inspired this masterpiece, so thank you.)
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At the request of THE BEETLE! Discord, I give you:
Robert Holt and Jonathan Harker have teamed up to give this very important public service announcement!
(Why is Bobert wearing jorts? This link will not explain at all but it's the OG jorts design.)
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Death's Garden contributor: Robert Holt
I “met” horror author Robert Holt through my blog at CemeteryTravel.com when he submitted a sweet, funny, romantic essay about his first date — that happened to take place in a cemetery. I’m excited to reprint the story in Death’s Garden Revisited. Robert Holt lives in St. Louis with his wife and daughter. He writes horror novels and stories. Follow him on Twitter at @HoltHorror. What’s your…
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Can't wait for a new law man to join the tumblr lawyer squad on sunday 😘😘😘
Is he gonna die like a Bobert or live like an Utterson? That is the real question.
Yo if you're still looking for art prompts, you wanna draw zomBobert eating Sydney Atherton's brains at his own wedding?
Oh my gosh. You have inspired the best piece of artwork I have ever created.
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Robert Holt and the cat are both yelling "BRAINS!!!"
Sydney is saying "You can't do this to me I'm too manly!"
His bride (I don't know her name) says "Oh"
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