#rm void

but, i return with Meteorteeth fanart for the first time :DD

RM Void AU Scenario: Playing Mario Party 9

Choosing Characters

Kaeya would choose Wario because he’s his childhood hero. (kaeya had loved the warioware franchise since the release of warioware: touched!)

Aikotoba would choose either Peach or Daisy. (most commonly Daisy, because she’s iconic) (in later games, tobee is a Rosalina main, but that’s for a different scenario *wink wink*)

Monster tends to have no consistent main for Mario Party. So, he’s practically a different character each time.

Void would be Waluigi since that’s one of his favorite characters ironically. He also tends to be Kamek from time to time.

Playing Techniques

Void would totally fuck around and try to land the others on unlucky spaces and make them lose their mini stars. He also is the kind to beg Kaeya to be Player 1, just so he can skip the instructions so everyone else has no fucking clue how to play. (that doesn’t work on kaeya tho, since he’s played this game for a long time) Somehow, he has godly dice block luck. He is probably the kind of guy to hardly do damage to the bosses in the first half, then turns into a fucking killing machine in the second half. He also almost always gets the last hit bonus on said bosses, as well.

Kaeya tends to take forever for his turn to finish, since he’s constantly trying to come up with a good strategy to land on good spaces and how to prepare for future spaces. In the end, he just tends to land on unlucky spaces anyways. He also has a really weird, yet smart way of playing mini games. Like for example, he tends to go for the lowest amount of points in certain minigames, since he knows that Void, Monster, and AiKotoba will all be fighting for the highest amount of points. He also tends to get a decent amount of bonus stats at the end of the game.

AiKotoba hardly uses their special dice blocks, and just tries to speedrun their turn, not even caring for what they lands on, since they knows that the mini stars that they loses will be quickly recovered in the next few minigames. They also tends to team up with Monster, even when Monster has a higher advantage than them. They also tend to target Void in most minigames, since Void tends to easily win the minigames. (and also because AiKotoba may have a little bit of a personal grudge against void.) Aikotoba is also AWFUL at fighting the bosses. They also have god awful rng.

Monster is a jack-of-all-trades when it comes to Mario Party. Gets at the very least 3rd place on all minigames, gets a really good amount of mini stars almost each turn, good at beating up the bosses, and gets at least one amount of bonus stars at the end of the game. NEVER gets mini ztars. (which are basically the opposite of mini stars, which increase your score) It’s almost as if they are scared of him. Also, if Monster is the one going solo on the 1 vs 3 minigames, WATCH. THE FUCK. OUT. This guy will practically beat your ass in the blink of an eye at them.

Favorite Modes in the Minigames Section

Kaeya’s favorite mode would probably be Choice Challenge. Not only does he enjoy the process and idea behind it, it also allows for more strategizing on choosing minigames.

Aikotoba LOVES Garden Battle, and there is no denying this. They adore the garden aesthetic since they love anything plant-related, but the mode itself is also incredibly fun to play.

Void would like both Boss Rush and High Rollers. Since Void is good at fighting bosses, of course he would adore the Boss Rush mode. As for the High Rollers mode, he has no idea. He just enjoys the mechanics in it.

-Void holding Monster in his arms and gently playing with his hair. Void loves the texture of Monster’s hair, and can’t help but want more. So, he slowly goes from caressing his hair to ruffling and messing with it a lot. While Monster gets angrily flustered from this, Void can’t help but giggle at how cute he is. After Void’s done with Monster, Monster exits his room with a grumpy look and really fuzzy hair.

-One time, Void randomly decided to wear some black lipstick. It was very peculiar, since Void has never worn lipstick before. This definitely caught Monster off guard. Then, Void decides to spend some time with Monster alone, and after they’re done, Monster’s face is almost completely covered in black kiss marks.

-Void asks Monster what his favorite food is. Monster then responds with Strawberry Shortcake, and this gives Void an idea. Not even a day afterwards, Void buys a medium-sized Strawberry Shortcake for him. Monster got super happy, but eventually felt a bit guilt about it, because he felt like he had to pay him back for buying him the cake.

-Void overhears Monster having a panic attack and rushes to check on him. When Void asks him what’s the matter, Monster just points at a spider on the ground while sobbing. Void at first groans out of slight frustration, since he finds it a tad bit pathetic to be scared of bugs, but quickly feels sympathy for Monster. Void then takes the spider outside and consoles Monster for a while.

-For Monster and Void’s first date, Void decides to take Monster to a observatory at night so the two can go stargazing. Monster’s so blown away by the beautiful sight, that he almost forgets to talk for the remainder of the date. Void’s less focused on the gorgeous atmosphere and more focused on how cute his boyfriend is.

WOOHOOOOOO, MORE RM VOID AU INCORRECT QUOTES :DD

Prologue:

How Kaeya met Void:

Kaeya is one of Void’s biggest fans, and looks up to him heavily. So, he decides to go to space to visit him. After ages of exploring the edges of the galaxy, Kaeya finally finds him, who at the time was busy admiring himself. Kaeya asks Void if they can rap battle, to which Void accepted. Kaeya pulled out his laptop, loaded three instrumentals and began to sing along to them. Kaeya was excited to be singing with his favorite idol, and this filled his heart with immense amounts of joy.

However, Kaeya’s excitement levels were so high to the point that Kaeya’s heart began to beat at an unthinkable pace. On their last song, Kaeya passed out, to which Void then panicked. Void then brought Kaeya to a hospital down on Earth, where Kaeya was recovered. After hearing that Kaeya just barely managed to survive dying from inhumane heartbeats, Void then decides to see him. Kaeya was relieved to know that Void had saved him. Kaeya thanked Void, and hoped that they could meet each other more often later.

After Void pretty much saved Kaeya’s life, they then become decent friends! They would to talk each other for what felt like hours, and after a while, void brings up how he doesn’t have a home to live in. This instantly surprises Kaeya, and quickly asked if he wanted to stay over at Kaeya’s home. Void is hesitant at first, but then accepts the request.

How Monster & AiKotoba met Void:

It was July 10th, the day that Void would host his annual meet and greet at the mall. At that time, Monster & AiKotoba had almost no clue who avoid was, but was good friends with Kaeya, so they knew that he had a roommate, but they didn’t know that Kaeya’s roommate was Void. They saw the poster for the meet-and-greet, and both were confused on who Void was. But, out of curiosity, they both decide to check it out. After waiting in line, the both of them finally reached Void, and AiKotoba had finally just remembered who Void was. They explained to Void that they were close friends of Kaeya, so they were informed of him being Kaeya’s roommate.

This caused for Void to be a bit more warm towards them, since he trusted Kaeya, and knew that his friends were probably just as trustworthy as him. So he asked Monster to sing a couple of songs with him, the songs being songs for his upcoming album called ‘My Shooting Star’. After singing, Void was about to share his farewells with the two, another fan appeared asking for a photo. Void then asked if Monster & AiKotoba wanted to be in the picture, to which both of them agreed.

After months of being friends with Void, they both decide to move in with Kaeya and Void, simply because it would help them grow closer. Void and Kaeya didn’t mind the idea, so now all of them are roommates, and that’s pretty much it for the prologue.

Fun Facts:

AiKotoba is the only one of the group who doesn’t use He/Him pronouns. (They use They/Them)

Monster is autistic, Kaeya has ADHD, while AiKotoba has ADD.

Kaeya is the only human of the 4. (Void is a humanoid black hole, Monster is half-demon and half-vampire, and AiKotoba is an Angel)

Void loves Sour stuff, Monster loves Sweet stuff, AiKotoba loves Spicy stuff, and Kaeya loves Salty stuff.

Monster seems like a jackass but is a dorkish sweetheart, while AiKotoba seems like a ray of sunshine, but is actually kind of a bitch.

All of them are trans. (Aikotoba is a Demiboy, but it’s under the trans umbrella, so they counts as trans.)

Monster & Kaeya are both Vincian, AiKotoba is Achellian, and Void is Bisexual with no lean.

Kaeya is a massive tech-nerd.

Kaeya has tons of potions that give him the ability to float and fly for an hour. He drinks them since he would be the only with who lacks flight without said potions.

Void has destroyed 2 of Kaeya’s air-fryers and almost set the house on fire by using his oven.

Despite AiKotoba being a master at cooking sweet things, they LOATHE anything with sugar in it. (They especially hates strawberry shortcake)

Void is the shortest being 5’4, while Monster & AiKotoba are both the tallest being 6’9. (kaeya is exactly 6 feet tall.)

Kaeya can literally program clones, but almost all of them get destroyed by AC Void.

Somehow, AiKotoba has even more of a short temper than Void does.

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