#riverthings

1. PICK ONE OF YOUR MUSES.

2. FILL  IN THE QUESTIONS/STATEMENTS AS IF YOU ARE BEING INTERVIEWED FOR AN ARTICLE AND YOU WERE YOUR MUSE.

3. TAG TEN PEOPLE TO DO THIS MEME. (Repost, don’t reblog.)

TAGGED BY: No one. I’m just bored. TAGGING: Myself. I’m doing this for all my new blogs~ I’ve done this for Neri already. It’s somewhere in /tagged/Nerifacts

1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME? “River.”

2. WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME? "My given name is River Evangeline Butler, and my mother’s family calls me R. Evangeline Stone. Because, well, it was my mother’s maiden name and they disliked my father.”

3. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU WERE CALLED THAT? “My father named me River because he met my mother on a river cruise through Ireland. He was a waiter on the ship. Evangeline was my mother’s name.”

4. ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN? “Next question.”

5. HAVE ANY ABILITIES OR POWERS? “Well, for one thing, I’m technically dead. So there’s that.”

6. STOP BEING A MARY SUE/GARY STU. “I think I my twin cousins are named Marianne and Susan, does that count?”

7. WHAT’S YOUR EYE COLOR? “Before I died they were greyish blue. Now one of them is red, I think it’s from the whole.... demon thing. The other one got sliced when I died, so it’s grey.”

8. HOW ABOUT YOUR HAIR COLOR? “Blueish-black. It was a light brown when I died though.”

9. HAVE YOU ANY FAMILY MEMBERS? “Most of them are dead. And yet I still don’t get to be with them.”

10. OH? WHAT ABOUT PETS? “I have a cat.”

11. THAT’S COOL I GUESS, NOW TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE. “Being dead and bound to Earth certainly comes to mind.”

12. DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES/ACTIVITIES YOU LIKE DOING? "I like reading. I like escaping it all...”

13. EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE? "Yes.”

14. EVER… KILLED ANYONE BEFORE? "Well technically it was the first thing I did. My mother died in childbirth.”

15. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU? "Most likely a chipmunk.” (She was a Xweetok originially, so.)

16. NAME YOUR WORST HABITS. "I’m an angel. And.... I very much like sex.”

17. DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE AT ALL? "My Dad..”

18. GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL? "Bisexual, if I had to choose. Yet another thing for my family to be disappointed in.”

19. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL? "I spent my childhood in boarding schools after my dad died. My family’s money sent me to the best schools. But I think it’s because they didn’t want to look at their daughter’s face all the time...”

20. DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS ONE DAY? "Before I died... I did. Despite my mother dying, I really wanted children Never wanted a big wedding, though. I would sooner elope or just not marry at all.”

21. DO YOU HAVE ANY FANBOYS/FANGIRLS? "Ha.”

22. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF? "Being stuck here forever.... alone.“

23. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR? "Well... when I’m in a physical form that thankfully my demon half allows, I am actually quite partial to skirts and cute lil blouses and such. And erm.. frilly undies.”

24. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE? "I did...”

25. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WET YOURSELF? “Technically when my muscles loosened when I died.”

26. WHAT CLASS ARE YOU? (HIGH CLASS, MIDDLE CLASS, LOW CLASS) "My father was low and my mother was an heiress.”

27. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE? "I work for Vaughn and his motley crew, so I suppose I have friends....”

28. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE? "Oh, I love pie.”

29. FAVORITE DRINK? "Heh. Well...” *grins* “I sorta like beer mixed with vodka and coffe liqueur and topped in marishino cherries. I don’t think I was ever so drunk as that.”

30. WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE? “Abandoned places. I found an amusement park once.”

31. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE? “Not anymore.“

32. WHAT’S YOUR BRA CUP SIZE AND/OR HOW BIG IS YOUR WILLY? "....I have ‘small but remarkably soft tits’ .”

33. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN? “Ocean”

34. WHAT’S YOUR TYPE? “In girls or guys?”

35. ANY FETISHES? “Heh.”

36. SEME OR UKE? TOP OR BOTTOM? DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE? "I don’t know what half of those mean. But bottom I guess? I kinda like being slapped around.”

37. CAMPING OR INDOORS? "I hate sleeping in the woods. That’s where they dumped my body.”