#river walker

cute <3

ren 🦊

ren is fairly easy from a fetish/kink perspective in that it's basically. all. (or at the very least, most)

like mans is a fetish monster. porn brained. gooner.

but the romantic sort, in that he just wants to do anything that'll be done with enthusiasm and eagerness!

like. yeah he's a rapist freak, but he wants you to enjoy it too!

same reason as to why he likes missionary the most! <3 he wants to see your face and talk to you and enjoy your body

(and see your boobs bounce as he fucks you)

if you surprised him with lingerie (especially if it was cute and pink and sparkly), he would LOSE HIS MINDDDDUHHHH

plap plap plap, get pregnant, get pregnant, etc etc.

lawrence 🥀

lawrence is a bit specific, but they like anything that basically revolves objectification and dehumanisation

they love your body, but what's there to enjoy about being human? wouldn't you rather be something else? i can do that for you...

a lot of bondage, degradation, extreme dominance and control...lots of stuff!

law doesn't have sex very often (they're depressed...), but missionary is nice. they like it when you're on top too (especially if an MC was chubbier and heavier than them). they like the pressure of it <3

they wouldn't think much of being surprised with lingerie. they like you authentic, not making an effort, honest...but maybe if you wore something in vinyl or latex...hm <3

strade 🔪

when it comes to sex, strade is. sort of vanilla lol

like he's a tried and true, missionary sex, a hand around the throat, growled dirty talk, kinda guy

but he's super "yes and", so if you were interested in something, he'd be more than happy to appease :)

in The Basement, though, we know he likes sadism/masochism, degradation, anything that just ruins you and makes you hopeless and easy to fuck with <3

strade's a missionary guy, but he likes doggy style too, to demean you and make you feel like shit ^_^

Santa is coming for us

this is a cute idea <3

ren 🦊

the most prone to developing crushes, i think.

partly down to his age and down to theeeee lack of connection to anyone in his life before that (/this?)

he's pretty lonely and pretty extroverted too, so this man THRIVES when he's in love with someone and has someone he can put all of his attention into. he's a great hyperfixater

falls pretty quickly. if someone is nice to him, pays attention to him, whatever, he'll just fall head over heels super easy

crushes like a teenage girl, too. drawing their names together in a notebook, surrounding their names with hearts, staring, sighing dreamily, kicking his legs, twirling his hair etc. he's not subtle at allllll

he just wants someone to love! he loves being in love, it's the best thing ever, why wouldn't he put his whole heart and soul into it?

he's also a totally weird pervert who will jerk off to stolen panties and clippings of hair and all that

pervert <3

law 🥀

weirdo. creep. creep by radiohead.

you're so fucking special, i wish i was special. but i'm a creep.

(that song is about a tgirl i think. i know it is, actually)

real doomer style approach to love and romance and sex and everything.

the few times they would actually develop a crush on someone (cus let's be real, they don't leave the house enough to do that), it would ruin their lifeeeeee

yes, they'd certainly TRY to connect, give a dead animal, taxidermy an animal heart, all that, but if that didn't work??? if they were vulnerable with someone and it was thrown back in their face

doom spiral. self harm. extreme isolation. maybe a little rage. broken windows, broken plant pots, broken mirrors.

how could they have been so stupid?? you're stupid, you're not like them, you'll never be like them. lie down and rot.

(don't tell me, i already know <3)

strade 🔨

i mean.

honestly i don't think strade has a pining bone in his body lol

if he's interested in someone, he's just going to say it. he isn't concerned with anyone turning him down. their loss! (or his gain, if he gets to take them by force <3)

and like. love/fondness/adoration creeps up on strade. it's not something he's naturally akin to.

Gato answered a long time ago but I need your opinion, how do you think Strade, Lawrence and ren are as fathers?

Who would be the best of them all?

staaaaaaaare

jesus you all live for the baby drama huh?

okay, in the context of pregnancy happening to an MC:

ren 🦊

he would be predictably ecstatic about it.

like, his whole deal is wanting someone vulnerable and needy for his care, so he would love any opportunity to just shower someone with love and affection

(while also cutting off any opportunity for them to escape. you don't want the baby to be in pain, do you?)

after the fact (because he'd definitley let you go to the hospital), ren would be kind of in over his head, but work hard to look after a kid, and look after you.

you MIGHT even have something close to a normative relationship

in a fox scenario, very similar, but he'd almost certainly put work first.

if you got knocked up over the course of the streaming saga...well.

after that, though, he'd be an absent but loving father to whatever spawn you create. yayyyyy

law🥀

lawrence would almost certainly be freaked the fuck out about it, to the degree that they might even kill you before you had the chance to carry it to term.

but if you didn't die, i kind of can't see lawrence sticking around.

like idk, they're an agoraphobic mess with one survival route, i really don't think they're the kind of person to look after a kid

something something, childhood trauma, something something, not wanting to be even close to replicating their own parents in anyway

it'd just be a mess babes

strade 🔨

i feel like strade would be in two minds about it

like on the one hand, super hot. he fucked with someone enough that he's going to have a permanent effect on their anatomy, and infect them for life with his bad touch (oomf mochi did an amazing comic based on this, very hot, very evilllll)

also, he's a man, he loves to see big boobs, big hips, a pregnant tummy, all very very hot to him.

after the fact though, a child would be pretty restrictive on the life that he has

like he's a hedonist who makes snuff movies, and here MC is wanting to parent a kid he didn't want in the first place. that kinda blows.

(so that would be ren's job for the first few years, which ren is obviously thrilled about)

when they're old enough to pick up on his traits and be taught things, strade would be a little more enthusiastic about it though

good question!

ren 🦊

literally canon confirmed, ren definitely sees toys as allies rather than competition.

they're going to get him where he wants even quicker, why wouldn't he love them!!

he loves everything that helps with overstim and turning your brain into mush, so bullets, vibrators, a hitachi wand, whatever packs the biggest punch!

mans probably has an obscene amount of toys. like. obscene. laugable amount of toys.

he definitley likes to play with MC the most, but he's not above holding a vibrator to his dick and fucking a fleshlight. why wouldn't he!

law 🥀

law doesn't really commit themselves (or a hypothetical MC) to uh. feeling good

so they probably don't own anything.

you're a single "guy" who dosn't like intimacy and is actively isolating themselves? why would they own anything?

hypothetically though, probably just a fleshlight.

they'd probably break a few, finding one that their hog will fit into

(i do in fact follow a porn star who breaks their fleshlights constantly and it's very hot)

strade 🔨

we love a traditional man

as opposed to ren, strade would sort of see a toy as competition

not in a way that he's insecure about it though. more he'll kind of rub it in your face and tease you about it

"oh i'm not enough for you, is that it? you're greedy enough to need a toy just to get off. i'll have to prove you wrong then, won't i?"

and like. if he DID need something else to finish the job, he might just rope ren into doing it. he's a young guy so he'll probably have PLENTY of energy to satisfy you <3

and why would he own a fleshlight when he has two perfectly (un)willing toys to use as he pleases?

btw I love Ur new blog theme!! it's cuteee >w< hope you're doing fine! xoxo

thank you! the pink phase has long been dormant and now she's back with a vengeance!! maybe my tastes in murder men will shift too...remains to be seen. ANYWAY!!! morute...mama let's research

ren 🦊

as the fashion-conscious member of the boys (gender neutral), i think ren is sort of attracted to any heavy aesthetic preference

like he's the one with the pinterest board, he's racking up credit card debt buying shit, he cares about this stuff

so if you had a specific aesthetic you dressed along with, he'd be delighted! goth, egirl, kawaii, jfashion, lolita, he'd be obsessed whatever it was

and naturally, the cuter and more feminine the better <3

he'd adore big, fluffy skirts and blouses, he'd love bloomers under the skirt, and he wouldn't even be self-conscious if your platforms made you taller than him! everyone should be looking at you!

maybe he wouldn't understand the deeper messaging behind the outfits, but he'd still enjoy it for superficial reasoning

he'd definitely like jirai and cutecore aesthetics too (especially the latter, he'd be so down for that)

and like. this isn't restricted to fem MCs as well...boys can dress cute too, even if they don't think they can <3

lawrence 🥀

oh law loves this shit

unlike ren, law would be in on the whole ethel cain, hell is a teenage girl, girlblogging side of it

definitely runs a pining side blog where they reblog stuff like this with dead animals and blackout poetry (me too girl)

if a partner dressed that way, they'd love it

all flowy and light fabric, really angelic and gentle appearing hiding the dark underneath. they'd appreciate the subtle beauty of it all

and white looks so pretty spotted with dirt, blood, rot...and flows so beautifully in stagnant water

freezer bride <3

strade 🔨

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very surface-level appreciation. anything that shows a bit of skin, he'll enjoy, but doesn't go much deeper then that