#ritz-writes

🫵🫵🫵🫵 YOU!!!

You have no idea how insane I am over the new update rn u have NO IDEAAAAA. OHH MY GOD THE WHUMP THE PAIN THE FEELINGS. JOPHIEL IS GONNA SEE BLOOD LEADING INTO THE SHOP, BLOOD IN THE SHOP, BLOOD ON THE MOUTHPIECE, AND AZAZEL GONE!!! WITH A DIAGRAM ON THE FLOOR FOR HEAVEN!!! AAAHHHHH

This is my new favorite chapter thank u I am not normal about it

ME?!?!

Well glad to hear you guys liked it!! Yes the next chapter is going to be a bit intense, especially for our little red headed angel. He’s about to go through some things.

Here’s a continuation of the piercing situation for your anguish

“M’fine. I’m g-good. M’alright, bro, really,” Mikey murmured, barely audible under the roar of the water.

He wasn’t. He wouldn’t really be alright until he was aware enough to start milking his misery—or at the bare minimum aware enough to stop trying to take mouthfuls of water from the showerhead every time Don guided it too close to his face.

“Hey, hey, you don’t have to do that, Mikey. I’ve got a drink for you right here.” Despite the cool immersion of the past several minutes (too long, this is taking too long—deep breath, stay calm, panicking won’t help him—) Mikey’s face was still disconcertingly hot to the touch as Don set the showerhead aside and tipped his chin up for the electrolyte bottle he’d kept nearby. “Try this. There we go, that’s it…”

“M’okay…” he repeated, slurred between sips. His insistence, despite all the evidence to the contrary, turned Don’s stomach.

“You’re on the verge of heatstroke. How is that okay?”

“I g…gotta be. Whenever you’re not. You’re upset.” His voice, already hoarse, cracked on the word, his burning throat bobbing with difficulty. “S’my whole thing, s’my job to make you…not sad. I dunno what I’m doing wrong. D-Don’t be upset, Donnie, not ’cause of me…M’sorry. M’okay, I swear…”

OH I LOVE TANG! I dont talk about him much but i adore my headcanons for him. He's so squishable. like a stress toy.

😇 A headcanon about their religion/lack thereof

hmmm, im unsure about this one. cause in a world where gods litterally go into the mortal realm, Sun Wukong is a popular celebrity and magic stuff happens all the time in places where everyone can see. its a little hard for me to imagine anyone in LMK having a religion that deviates from the gods that we know already exist in this world.

I think tang tho, would have a specific god he worshipped. and while it is definitly a more popular one I think it's a good fit. I think Tang would have a Statue of Quanyin and has prayed to her, worshiped her, all that stuff. Just seem's fitting to me.

I can also see him being the one that convinced Pigsy to put a statue of her in his noodle shop.

👻 A headcanon about what scares them

Tang definitly isn't the bravest of the bunch, he gets overwhelmed by all the crazy magic stuff pretty easily. Especially when LMK stars.

I feel like Tang just has alot of anxiety in general. Sometimes its obvious, sometimes it's not.

In general I like to think he's got a handle on his anxiety until something happens and then he starts spiraling and then will obsess over what happened for the rest of the day. Mess up a lecture? (i hc him as a scholar/teacher) he's faceplanted into the table in Pigsy's shop. Completly mortified for the rest of the day. the only thing that gets him pulling his head back up is a bowl of noodles. and then Pigsy can convince him it wasn't that bad, the students likely didnt even notice and if they did they probably dont even care.

Then a worse fear i think he would have is being alone and being useless. Ending up not worth anything to anyone and being alone because of it. Yeah Tang deals with it in that one samadhi ring episode but fear's and worrys dont go away emmediatly. He might have grown to handle it better but it's not gone. Especially with everyone around him growing stronger by the day. there's a little voice in his head that's telling him he wont ever catch up to them all, that he will be left behind in thier wake.

which, of course isn't true. He tries his best not to give that fear any attention and after the samadhi ring episode he and Macaqe have it mostly works. but it's still there.

🌟 A headcanon about their desires/wishes

Peace and quiet for one week, without something Mk and Mei did that gave him a heart attack. It's alot worse now that they both got powers.

but on a more serious note I can see him dreaming of becoming a renowned scholar. Like, he's known at work for knowing WAY more then the average teacher should (he works at a university) so i can see him wanting to write a book with all his reaserch.

🖕 A headcanon relating to anger

Tang would get heated in an argument about the subject he specializes in. History of the Gods.

If someone tries to tell him he's wrong he will stare at them, adjust his glasses, and then tell them exactly why their wrong. If they keep fighting thats when Tang gets heated. He will pull out sources upon sources and tear down every single arguement that person has with ease.

Most of his angry outbursts comes from being anxious and overwhelmed.

Otherwise he's a nerd arguing over historical accuracies.

😶 A random headcanon!

I dont have alot of headcanons for Tang but im sure i can come up with something.

I think he would have a tumblr account. He would answer questions about the information of the gods the mortal realm has, I would think he's pretty fluent in english so even accounts from the west could read them. he'd post mainly in chinese but under the 'read more' application would be the english translation of what was said in the post.

not only that but he would have a main and a side account.

Main is reblogging stuff and being in fandom (you cannot convince me he wouldnt be in fandoms. he has older millennial vibes. so like. late 30's early 40's. so he would be a veteran in fandom spaces atp XD) I think he would like Heavens official blessing. He would probably enjoy Madoka magica and analyze its themes and details.

there would probably be more but i think in general he would enjoy stories with fantasy/magic settings and love it even more when those stories have deeper themes he can dissect.

hes definitly a fanfic writer in hiding. posts once every blue moon in a new fandom and drives said fandom mad

Side account is for sharing information on the gods that he has.

no one knows theres one person behind these two blogs and the ao3 account. theres no connection to each account and neither is there any connection to the real him.

PROTECTIVE AZAZEL GO BRRRRR

FIRST OF ALL: HIS PROFILE PICTURE 😭😭😭😭

That so freaking cute omfg

Second of all, STARING at whatever it is this is on Jophiels wall

Jophiel isn't even trying to be subtle and I love that for them. Imagining Azazel coming to visit and Jophiel racing to take down a wall of posters beforehand kekeke

ALSO LONG HAIR JOPHIEL HAS ME SWOONING LOOK AT HERRRRR. AND WATCHING THE GOLDEN GIRLS!!!

I love them I love this comic I love you and I'm throwing so much praise confetti at you rn ❤️

coughs because i get a bit of confetti in my mouth.. t-thank you.. dies over dead