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A two-fer post this time!
how a resurrection really feels by ripeteeth and Imposter Syndrome by @arahir. More pictures under the cut (sadly no in-progress pictures this time)
Happiest of birthdays, @ripeteeth!!
This gem of a human is not only stupidly talented (so talented, it actually makes me feel stupid. My brain just sorta shuts down so that it can properly bask in the majesty of their work), but also a total badass, has excellent taste, is super smart, aaaand best yet: a fantastic person who I am very blessed to call friend.
Genuinely and from the bottom of my heart, teeth is one of the first names that comes to mind when I think of "great fic writers." Their work is not only gorgeous, but so unique and special! The sort of work that makes you think and feel nonstop, and it stays with you long after.
So in honor of this absolute deity of a Virgo, I present to you: 5 Fantastic Fics (and when you finish them, go read everything else they've written, whether you know the fandom or not.) (100% worth it, I promise.)
Strange Pilgrims
Snarry. Rated E. 11k words.
After the war, the world moves on quickly from wounded soldiers and damaged places. Harry Potter doesn't know if he believes in anything anymore; Severus Snape always believes, whether or not he wants to.
Lighthouse Keeper
Snarry. Rated E. 10k words.
Harry visits one Severus Snape every year on the anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts. This year, he brings a bottle of scotch (single-malt, 100-proof, excellently-distilled).
Apples and Oranges Too
Ginmione. Rated E. 1k words.
You’re trouble, Hermione thinks. You’ve always been trouble. That’s the trouble with you.
The Forest King
Snarry. Rated E. 92k words.
In a single night, all magic disappears across the world. Harry receives a strange and yellowing letter that there may be an exception, that one wizard may be yet living, isolated in the little town of Cokeworth. As Severus Snape begrudgingly assists Harry with unraveling the mystery of the loss of magic, they sink into a world neither had ever dreamt of, learning that there are many things shrouded in history and legend, that some of those things do not wish to be found.
Suspiria
Snarry. Rated E. 5k words.
You like to cut yourself on his bones, and he likes to let you.
BONUS: check out their interview with @fanficmaverickpodcast here!