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ONE LIFE HAS BEEN CLAIMED & ANOTHER THROWN INTO PERIL AS SURVIVING FAMILY OF BOY WHO LIVED TARGETED IN HORROR ATTACK !

details of this developing situation are currently scarce, but we here at the prophet can exclusively confirm that PETUNIA DURSLEY has been killed & her husband injured in an attack earlier this evening ! the muggle, 49, of little whinging, surrey, was the maternal aunt of HARRY POTTER and raised the boy to adulthood following the tragic - and by now infamous - murder of her sister on october 31st, 1997. many potter biographers agree that the relative anonymity of the dursley family allowed a young harry potter to survive his childhood, positing that were he not raised outside of the wixen world, he would likely have been the target of a number of the dark lords followers hoping to avenge his fall. for this, petunia dursley & her husband, the now widowed vernon, have long been considered HEROES, as it was thanks to their efforts the boy grew up to become our worlds salvation. THE MINISTRY HAS PREDICTABLY DECLINED TO COMMENT AT THIS TIME, but miss dursley’s death is being treated as magical homicide, which has lead many to jump to natural conclusions even without the ministry’s confirmation : bellatrix lestrange, still at large, and the several death eaters set loose in the recent azkaban breakout are likely being considered as serious suspects in this tragic affair, though time will tell whether the ministry will finally be able to end their weighted threat upon the british wixen - and now, evidently, muggle - communities. predated in death by her beloved harry & survived by her loving husband ( shaken, but likely to recover fully ), only one thing is now certain : petunia’s role in our history will NEVER be forgotten.