#rinthine

Someday, the Toy^tm will come for us all

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RAAAAH! ATTACK THE PIG!

Daughter of Zeus! If only you would shoot

an arrow to my heart and kill me now,

or let a gust of wind take hold me

and carry me across the misty clouds

and fling me where the waters of the Ocean

pour forth and back again, as when the breezes

took up the daughters of Pandareus,

after the gods destroyed their parents, leaving

the daughters orphaned. Aphrodite helped them

and gave them honey, cheese, and mellow wine,

and Hera gave them beauty and good sense

above all other women. Artemis

increased their height; Athena taught them how

to to be most skillful in all handiwork.

Then Aphrodite went to Mount Olympus

to ask Zeus, Thunderlord, to grant the girls

good marriages—he knows all things, all fates,

both good and bad. But Harpies seized and forced them

to serve the cruel Furies. May the gods

annihilate me just like them!