#ringmastermakara

[04:27] TA: KURL07H

[04:28] TC: SUP MOTHERFUCKER

[04:28] TC: :O)

[04:28] TA: :oD

[04:28] TA: 4R3 W3 571LL D01NG7H 7H3 7H1NG5

[04:28] TC: HELL YEAH :O)

[04:29] TA: FUCK1NG7H 5W337H

[04:29] TA: HUG7H5

[04:29] TA: P41N71NG7H5

[04:29] TA: W0RK5

[04:29] TA: R1GH7?

[04:29] TA: 1M 50RRYD 1F 1 F0RG07H

[04:30] TC: NOT IN THAT PARTICULAR ORDER BUT FUCK YEAH

[04:30] TC: DONT FORGET THE FLICKS BROTHER

[04:30] TC: HONK :O)

[04:30] TA: PL34537H D0N7 FL1CKM3 17H HUR75

[04:30] TC: I MEANT MOVIES BROTHER

[04:30] TC: FLICKS FILMS TV PROJECTIONS

[04:31] TA: Y37H

[04:31] TA: 0K

[04:31] TA: 1 G371 17

[04:31] TC: YOU GET THE MOTHERFUCKIN IDEA

[04:31] TC: :O)

[04:31] TA: 1 C4NH 533 Y0URH1V37H FR0M MY W1ND0W :o) D0 Y0UW4N7 M37Y0 C0M3 7W0Y0U 0R Y0UC0M3 7W0 M3

[04:31] TA: H0NK

[04:33] TC: WELL WHOSE HOUSE DO YOU WANT TO PAINT AT

[04:33] TC: :O?

[04:40] TA: M1N37H

[04:40] TA: 17H5 N07H C0L0RU7H57 3N0UGH

[04:41] TC: ALRIGHT SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN :O)

[04:42] TA: 1 W1LL7H L34V37H5 7H3 D00R 0P3N7H5 50 JU57H W4LK 1N70W MY 8L0CK 0K?

[04:42] TA: 83C4U537H 1 C4N7H 83 FUCK3D 7W0 G0 D0WN5741R7H5

[04:43] TC: FAIR ENOUGH :O)

[04:45] TA: :o)

[04:45] TA: C0M3 7H3 FUCK 0V3R7H

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[04:50] TA: D0357H 7H17H M34N Y0U'R3 C0M1NG 0R N07H

[04:50] TC: YEAH

[04:50] TC: ILL BE OVER SHORTLY DONT WORRY MOTHERFUCKER

[04:51] TC: :O)

[04:57] TA: Y37H 1 4M 3XC173!!

[04:57] TA: 1 W1LL L00K7H5 0U7 MY W1ND0W

[05:02] TC: IM COMIN OVER NOW

[05:02] TC: SEE YA IN A FEW

[05:02] TC: :O)

[07:43] TA: KURL07H5

[07:44] TC: :O)

[07:44] TC: SUP MOTHERFUCKER

[07:44] TA: H1NK7HH10NK

[07:44] TA: 3H3H3H3H3

[07:44] TA: 1MG00D7H

[07:44] TA: 1 7H1NK7H

[07:44] TA: 1H4V37H L0757H 7W0 73LL Y0U7H8U7H H0W5 5H17H4NG1NG M0H73RFUCK3R?

-- threadingContention [TC] changed their mood to OFFLINE --

-- threadingContention [TC] changed their mood to CHUMMY --

-- threadingContention [TC] changed their mood to DISCONTENT --

[07:48] TA: UMMM

[07:48] TC: :O?

[07:48] TA: KURL07HZ D1D Y0U 4CC1D3N7LYC0MPU73R

[07:49] TC: WHAT :O?

[07:49] TA: N3V3R7H M1NDH7

[07:49] TA: D1D7H Y0UG37H MY M3554G358R0?

[07:49] TA: 1541D MY PR4Y3R57H 45W3LL

[07:49] TC: OVER TUMBLR? HAVENT BEEN ON THAT SHIT IN WEEKS

[07:49] TA: N0 0NH3R3Y0UF5P00KYD1P5H17

[07:50] TC: NAH THING MUSTVE GLITCHED THE FUCK OUT

[07:50] TC: :O\

[07:50] TA: 0okayth2

[07:50] TA: 1 W1LL R3Y7PR 7H3M

[07:50] TA: 83C4U537H 1MR4D 4557H FUCK

[07:50] TA: 0K?

[07:50] TC: IM MOTHERFUCKIN WAITING

[07:50] TA: H3LL0

[07:50] TA: 1 H4V37H 4LL 7H3 7H1NG5 7W0 73LLY0U

[07:51] TA: 1 541D MY PR4Y3R57H

[07:51] TA: 7W0 7H3 M35514H57H

[07:51] TA: 4ND 4L570H

[07:51] TA: H0W 4R3 Y0U M07H3RFUCK3R

[07:51] TA: H0NK

[07:51] TA: M07H3R

[07:51] TA: FUCK1NG

[07:51] TA: H0NK

[07:51] TA: 3H3H3H3H1W43HUR14W3UHR14W3UHH0NK14WUY3HR

[07:52] TC: ALRIGHT SPILL IT MOTHERFUCKER

[07:52] TC: AS FAR AS IM GOING

[07:52] TC: THINGS ARE BREWING MOTHERFUCKIN FINE

[07:53] TC: NEVER GOT TO SEEING SUCH CHAOTIC CLOUDS BUBBLING IN THE FUTURE

[07:53] TC: ...

[07:53] TC: :O)

[07:53] TA: C4N 1 C0M3 7W0?

[07:53] TC: NEVER LEAVE A BROTHER BEHIND :O)

[07:53] TA: M07H3RFUCK1NG W1N

[07:53] TA: 3H3H3

[07:53] TA: 1M 3XC173D

[07:53] TA: W1LL Y0UY7H 73LL M3 480U7H 7H3M?

[07:57] TC: MAYBE ANOTHER TIME MOTHERFUCKER

[07:57] TC: :O)

[07:57] TA: PR0M17H3? 1MH0LD1NG Y0U 7W0 7H15 5H17

[07:58] TA: W3D0N7 D0 3N0UGH7 4NYM0R3 4NDMY 8L0CK N33D57H M0R3 0F Y0UR WR171NG57H 0N MYW 4LL

[07:58] TA: :o(

[07:58] TA: 0H

[07:58] TA: 1 H4V37H MY 0WN 3M073 CH3CK 7H15 5H17 0U7

[07:58] TC: AWW SHIT DONT PULL THAT FACE

[07:58] TC: :O?

[07:58] TA: -w-

[07:58] TA: 7H3 W 17H57 MY FUCK3D UP 7337H

[07:58] TA: 83C4U537H

[07:58] TA: 1 C0ULDN7 7H1NK 0FH4 83773R 0N3

[07:59] TA: 4ND 3V3RY0N37H H47H5 3M07U5H

[07:59] TA: 3XC3P7 M3

[07:59] TA: ;W;

[08:00] -- threadingContention [TC] paps --

[08:00] TC: ITS ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKER

[08:00] TA: WHY D0 Y0U7H P47R0N1573H M30V3R 7H3 1N73R7HN37H5

[08:00] TA: -W-

[08:00] TA: 8U7H 4NYW47H

[08:00] TA: :o)

[08:00] TC: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ENJOY MY MOTHERFUCKIN PAPS BRO :O)

[08:00] TA: 1L1K37H Y0UR57H 83773R

[08:00] TA: 0K

[08:00] TA: :o)

[08:00] TC: HAHAHA :O)

[08:00] TC: HONK

[08:01] TA: MY N0537H 157H 5M4LL3R 7H4N Y0UR57H

[08:01] TA: H0NK H0NK

[08:02] TC: :O)

[08:02] TA: :o)

[08:02] TC: SO WHATS ALL UP AND HAPPENING IN YOUR WORLD BROTHER

[08:02] TC: :O?

[08:02] TA: 0H

[08:02] TA: UH

[08:02] TA: W3LL7H

[08:02] TA: P511 17H5 0K W17H7 Y0UC0M31NG 0V3R 4ND 574Y1NG7H5 4ND 57UFF7H 8U7H H3 571LL H473H7 7H3 GH8

[08:02] TA: 8U7H 7H47H5 83C4U53 7H47DUD3 FUCK1NG W4LK7H 480U7 5CR4C7H1NG H15 8U77 1N FULL V13W 0F7H 0UR W1ND0W7H

[08:03] TA: 4ND 17H DR1V357H P511 8475H17

[08:04] TC: :O\

[08:04] TC: HAHAHAHA ALRIGHT

[08:04] TC: MIGHT JUST HAVE TO VISIT SOMETIME SOON

[08:05] TA: 1 7H1NK7H 17H57 FUNNY 457H FUCK 8U7 5H00005H

[08:05] TA: 14W3UHR Y37H

[08:05] TA: PL347H3

[08:05] TA: H3 K33P7H5 H4NG1NG W17H 7H475UFFY DUD3

[08:05] TA: 1D0N7L13K H1M

[08:06] TC: BUFFY DUDE

[08:06] TC: :O?

[08:06] TA: 5UFFY

[08:06] TA: 5555555555555555UFFFFFFYYYY

[08:06] TA: N078UFFY Y0U FUCK

[08:06] TC: :O???

[08:06] TA: :o/

[08:06] TA: 7H3

[08:06] TA: 51GN3L355

[08:06] TC: OH

[08:06] TC: SORRY BRO MY HUSKTOP SCREENS A BIT CRACKED

[08:07] TC: LONG MOTHERFUCKIN STORY

[08:07] TA: Y0U W1LL7H H437H 70 7WLL M3

[08:07] TA: 8U7 H3 H4NG57H W17HP511 4ND1M

[08:08] TA: 1M N07 M07H3RFUCK1NG C0NV3R571N1NG 7W07H47 5H171 L1K3 MY 7007Y H0RN5 N0 FUCK3R7H5 74K1NG 17 4W4Y FR0M M3

[08:10] TC: :O\

[08:10] TC: DONT KNOW THE MOTHERFUCKER THAT WELL BUT WHATEVER

[08:11] TA: H37H 7R0LL J3GU5H 1 7H1NK

[08:12] TC: TROLL JESUS MY ASS

[08:12] TC: AINT GOT TIME FOR THAT PREACHY SHIT

[08:13] TC: TWISTED LIES OF MUTATED SAYINGS... DONT LISTEN TO THE FUCKERS RAMBLING

[08:13] TC: ITLL TAINT YOUR SOUL BROTHER

[08:13] TC: FALSE HOPES OF ENDLESSNESS

[08:13] TC: ALL TANGLED IN A SEA OF BLACKENED FAITH AND MISGUIDED SINS

[08:13] TC: TRYING TO TEAR DOWN OUR CARNIVAL BROTHER

[08:13] TC: OUR MOTHERFUCKIN CARNIVAL!!!!

[08:13] TA: Y34H FUCK 7H3M!!!

[08:13] TC: CANT LET THAT SHIT GO

[08:14] TC: THEYLL TAINT YOU PALEBROTHER

[08:14] TA: 0K4Y7H

[08:14] TA: 1 W1LL 574Y 4W4Y FR0M H1M

[08:14] TA: 1 D0N7W4N7 7W0 5P34K 7W0 H1M 4NYW4Y7H5 H35 5P3W1NG 5H17

[08:14] TC: HIDE YOUR EARS FROM THEIR LYING LISPS AND WHISPERED SIGNS

[08:14] TC: HONK

[08:14] TC: :O)

[08:14] TA: H0NK

[08:14] TA: :o) <>

[08:14] TC: HAHAH GOOD MOTHERFUCKER

[08:14] TC: :O) <>

[08:15] TA: WH3N7H YU C0M37H 0V3R, P511 W1LL7H 533 W34R3 R34LLYFUCK1NG7H H4PPY 4ND7H3N H3LL 533 17H5 N07 4 84D 7H1NG7H 47 4LL

[08:15] TA: 8U7H

[08:15] TA: 7H47H R3M1ND7H M3 0F7H 50M37H1NG 3L537H

[08:16] TA: 1M..50R74 7H1NK1NG CR0NU7H5 M1GH7 N07H5 83 50 G00D7H...H357H G3771NG 1N7W0 4LL 7H353 347R7H R3L1G10N7H

[08:16] TA: 4ND H37H5 L1K1NG 7H3 51GNL3577H535 53RM0N57H

[08:16] TA: 4ND7H..

[08:16] TA: 1 D0N7 L1K3 7H47.

[08:16] TA: :o(

[08:16] TC: I WARNED YOU THE FISHY BASTARD ISNT ANY GOOD

[08:17] TC: GOT YOU ALL UP IN HIS CLAWS

[08:17] TC: FORCE FEEDING LIES

[08:17] TC: WARNED YOU MOTHERFUCKER

[08:17] TC: :O\

[08:17] TA: 17H5..

[08:17] TA: 17H5 0K 1 W1LLF1C7H 17

[08:17] TA: 0K/

[08:18] TA: 1M G01NG 7W0 H4V37H 7W0 </3

[08:19] TC: SORRY IT HAD TO HAPPEN BRO

[08:19] TC: :O\

[08:19] TA: M3H

[08:19] TA: 17H57 0K

[08:20] TA: 1KN0W WH47H 5H17 N33D5 7W0 83 D0N3

[08:20] TA: 4ND7H

[08:20] TA: 7H47 Y0U 7H1NK17H5 17H57 84D

[08:20] TA: 7H3N 1 R34LLY 4M C3R741N7H 1M D01NG 7H3 R1GH7H M07H3RFUCK1NG 7H1NG

[08:22] TC: :O)

[08:22] TC: FUCKER NEVER SAT RIGHT ANYWAY

[08:22] TA: WHU47?

[08:22] TC: NOTHING

[08:22] TC: DONT WORRY ABOUT IT

[08:23] TC: SHIT WILL BE FINE MOTHERFUCKER

[08:23] TA: R34LLY?

[08:25] TC: HELL YEAH

[08:25] TC: :O)

[08:26] TA: W1N7H

[08:26] TA: UH

[08:26] TA: QU3571U0N7H

[08:26] TA: Y0UKN0W

[08:26] TA: H4V1NGH7 7H3 C4RN1V4L7H5 1NY0UR P4N

[08:26] TA: WH3ND0 7H3N1GH7M4R37H 570P?

[08:27] TC: NEVER

[08:28] TC: IT ALWAYS WELLS AND SWELLS, WEEPING SPELLS OF DARK INTENTIONS THROUGH YOUR MIND BROTHER...

[08:28] TC: YOU CAN NEVER STOP THE CARNIVAL

[08:28] TC: OR ITS NIGHTMARES

[08:29] TA: 0K4Y7H

[08:29] TA: 17H57 7H17H WHY 7H3 50PUR

[08:30] TC: :O?

[08:30] TA: 431WUHR 1 H34RD 50M371M37H P30PL3 3473D 50PUR 83C4U53 N1GH7M4R357H

[08:31] TC: MAYBE :O\

[08:31] TA: WH47 D0 Y0U D0 480U7H 7H3M?

[08:32] TC: KILLED THE FUCKERS

[08:32] TC: :O)

[08:35] TA: Y0U K1LL3D7H Y0UR N1GH74RM4R35?

[08:35] TA: C4NY0U K1LL M1N3 7W0?

[08:36] TC: NAHH SOMETHING ONLY YOU CAN DO

[08:36] TC: THERE COMES A TIME WHERE THE BASTARDS CREEP NOT ONLY IN YOUR MIND

[08:36] TC: BUT IN TO YOUR LIFE

[08:36] TC: AND THEN THINGS GET MOTHERFUCKIN PERSONAL...

[08:36] TA: 1U35HRF14WUHR1WUH3RH0NK

[08:36] TA: KURL07H57 1MF07H3RFUCK1NG 5C4R3W534DF

[08:36] TA: D0 N07 W4N7

[08:37] TC: :O\

[08:38] TA: 1 M3N47H

[08:38] TA: 1 D0N7 W4N7H 70H4V37H 5H17 CR33P7H 0U7MY H34D

[08:38] TC: HAHAHAH I DIDNT MEAN IT THAT WAY BROTHER

[08:38] TC: :O)

[08:42] TA: 0H

[08:42] TA: :o)

[08:42] TA: honk

[08:42] TA: 3H3H3H3H3

[08:42] TA: 8U7HUH..WH47H57 7H3 07H3R 7H1NGH7..

[08:42] TA: Y37H

[08:43] TA: 1M G01NG 7W0 D0 7H47, 8R34K UP7H5

[08:43] TA: 8U7H W3N33D 7W0 M337H UP

[08:43] TC: :O?

[08:44] TA: D1D 1 M07H3RFUCK1NG C0NFU537H Y0U 8R0?

[08:44] TA: :o0

[08:45] TC: MY PANS JUST NOT PROCESSING SHIT TODAY

[08:45] TC: :O\

[08:45] -- twistedAffliction [TA] paps you --

[08:45] TA: 3H3H3H 1 D1D 17 7W0

[08:46] TC: :O)

[08:47] TA: 8U7 1 W0ULD L13K 7W0 M337 4G41N PL347H3

[08:47] TC: JUST SCHEDULE A DAY MOTHERFUCKER

[08:47] TC: MY CALENDARS FREE RIGHT NOW

[08:47] TC: :O)

[08:48] TA: 7W0D4Y

[08:49] TC: :O\

[08:49] TC: EXCEPT FOR TODAY

[08:49] TA: Y0U5UCK 8ULG37H

[08:50] TC: CORRECTION

[08:50] TC: I DONT

[08:50] TC: ;O)

[08:50] TA: 0H Y34H

[08:50] TA: 3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H

[08:50] TC: HAHAH HONK :O)

[08:50] TA: H0NK

[08:50] TA: H0NK

[08:50] TC: TODAYS A BIT BUSY THOUGH GOT SOME WORK TO FINISH UP

[08:50] TA: W0RK?

[08:50] TC: CANT LEAVE MY MARIONETTES STRINGLESS

[08:50] TC: :O)

[08:51] TA: 0H 0K4Y7H

[08:51] TA: C4N Y0U D0M3 4F4V0UR

[08:51] TC: WHAT IS IT: :O?

[08:51] TA: 1 N33D7H 3X7R4 PR4Y3R57H 507H47H 7H3 M35514H5W1LL G1V37HM3 50M3LUCK

[08:51] TA: 1 N33D7H 17

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[08:51] TA: 0H

[08:51] TA: 4ND7H

[08:52] TA: 7H4NKY0U7H F0R7H3 LU51CD7H5, 17H H3LP3D L07H5 UHHH

[08:52] TA: 1W4N7 70 G1V3 Y0U4 7H4NKY0U

[08:52] TC: CAN DO MOTHERFUCKER, SENDING MELLOW VIBES YOUR WAY

[08:52] TC: YOU OWE ME A MOTHERFUCKIN HUG AND SOME PAINTING TIME PALEBRO

[08:52] TC: YOU PROMISED ME

[08:52] TA: Y37H

[08:52] TA: W3 W1LL P41N7H

[08:53] TC: :O)

[08:54] TA: WH3R3 D01 G37H P41N75

[08:54] TC: DONT WORRY IVE GOT IT COVERED

[08:54] TC: ALL THE MOTHERFUCKIN SHADES OF COLOURS YOU NEED BROTHER

[08:54] TC: :O)

[08:55] TA: Y0UR7H 7H3 8357H

[08:57] TA: 1 M34N7H 17

[08:57] TC: HAHAH <>

[08:57] TC: ANYTHING FOR YOU MOTHERFUCKER

[08:57] TA: <>

[08:57] TA: 1 L0V3 Y0U

[08:58] TC: LOVE YOU TOO BROTHER

[08:58] TA: 1M7H 7H3 H4PPY

[09:00] TA: W3 5H0ULD7H

[09:00] TA: M4K3 4 D4Y 0F7H5 17

[09:00] TA: L1K37H

[09:00] TA: HUG5 P41N7H57 4ND 57UFF5!

[09:02] TC: YEAH

[09:02] TC: DONT THINK IM DOIN ANYTHING TOMOROW

[09:02] TC: WHAT ABOUT YOU

[09:02] TC: :O?

[09:02] TA: N0P37H!

[09:03] TA: JU57H CH1LL1N 7H3 FUCK 0U7

[09:03] TC: HAHA THEN TOMORROW IS THE MOTHERFUCKIN DAY

[09:03] TC: :O)

[09:04] TA: FUCK Y35

[09:06] TC: NOW THAT EVERYTHINGS SET I GOTTA GO FOR AWHILE MOTHERFUCKER

[09:06] TC: :O\

[09:07] TA: 0K

[09:07] TA: 5337H Y0U 1N MY N1GH7M47R37H 8R0 :o)

[09:07] TA: 3H3H3H3

[09:07] TC: TALK TO YA LATER BROTHER

[09:07] TC: :O)

[09:07] TC: <>

[09:07] TA: L0V3 Y0U

[09:07] TA: <>

[09:07] TC: HAHA LOVE YA TOO PALEBRO

[09:07] TC: ... :O)

ENDLESS BELLS THAT RING ONLY FOR THE SAINTS BEARING DOWN THEIR SPITEFUL MOTHERFUCKIN RHYMES IN A SLURRY OF FUMES AND ASH RISE UP MOTHERFUCKER

RISE UP 

Meulin ran from Kankri’s hive straight to the hospital. This couldn’t be happening. She rushed through the front doors to the front desk. After the lady at the desk was finally able to understand what she was saying, she led her to Kurloz’s room.

“OH MY GOD—”

Meulin tried and failed to hold back tears as she saw Kurloz’s mangled body.

“OH MY GOD OH MY GOD”

She kept repeating the phrase over and over, unable to think of anything else to say. Her hands shot up to her mouth as she stood there. Was Kurloz going to die? Was Kankri really the one who did this to him? Why did nobody tell her? She shakily walked over to the side of his bed and held his hand.

“KURLOZ CAN— CAN YOU HEAR ME?? OH MY GOD WHY WOULD HE DO THAT TO YOU?”

HOW could Kankri have done this to him? Kankri was nowhere NEAR Kurloz’s height or strength. What happened that could have caused such a fight? How come Kankri couldn’t remember?

Questions swarmed around her think pan as she looked down on her ex-matesprit’s beat up face. She gingerly bent down and gave him a soft kiss on the forehead.

“I’M SO SORRY THAT THIS HAPPENED TO YOU, KURLOZ… I’M SO SO SORRY…”