They aren’t all idiots. I’ll give them that much credit.

“…oh, you mean like, if we happened to be on the same diplomatic mission and there weren’t enough space, right?” Lux smiles sweetly, “Of course I wouldn’t mind sharing a bed with him. I can’t imagine it being necessary, though.”

((Yes. Please. It still needs a shipname, by the way. This is number one on the extremely short lists of ships in which Lux can actually be sustainably happy and honestly I find them ridiculously cute together and compatible. And let’s be real Garen would be the most thrilled puppybrother in the universe if they got together. For his reaction, see the following: https://youtu.be/al4PcS2tzjU?t=53s until 1:28.))

The littlest Crownguard does not notice the static timer glowing on her wrist as she reaches the edge of the ring. She glances eagerly between her brother and the fancy looking boy with the wooden lance, still too young to recognize royalty in front of her.

Reasons I might not ship it: You know the whole ‘ha ha marriage how’s the old ball and chain’ joke that weird antisocial single guys make? J4 would literally be a ball and chain- if marriage does become her end-game, that’s it. She is going to become his Queen, have and raise his children, sit dutifully at his side and be looked at as an absolute fucking monster if she ever leaves him. That’s not how you create a healthy relationship. Also, the way that I HC the whole ‘arranged marriage’ thing working amongst the nobility is that in most cases, either party would be able to veto a match (if their parents were reasonable). If Lux quietly went to her mother and father and told them that, no, she isn’t the least bit interested in the Buvelle boy, so could she possibly not? They would nod their heads and find someone else. Because she did it without publicly insulting another house and with fucking tact, FIORA. Now, on the other hand, if she were set up with J4? Haha, you can’t say no to that. You can’t claim that the Prince of Demacia isn’t a suitable match for you, that’s a fucking insult to the Crown. Now sure, she wouldn’t be executed, nobody would be exiled, Demacians aren’t unreasonable- but she would be looked at as either A: a goddamn idiot or B: An awful person.

It takes him all of two seconds to put the scarf on once he’s read the note, although adjusting it to where it’s comfortable required more time than that. Garen is of the opinion that it’s a rather dashing scarf, and he’ll have to thank Jarvan for it later, preferably in person.

@righteousretribution

Evette lugged in the parcel and set it on the table. She carefully opened and gasped audible. Stacking the books out one by one, she couldn’t believe all these different titles. The handkerchief was soft and would surely help with her arm. Once Evette read the note she smiled to herself. “......Wow...”