sorry for jojo crimes. it's also furry crimes but that's another matter. basically a circus au with identity porn.
Mista shakes his head. “Nah. Give me a good reason why I shouldn’t court you. You don’t want it? Sure, I’d take that. You’re uncomfortable, don’t like me, scared of predators? Sure. But ‘can’t’ is not gonna work on me.”
“Because I hate you. Good enough?”
"You say that all the t--"
Rigatoni is upon him in a flash, in his face, and Mista wished he could see his eyes again. See them dark and flashing and full of violence. “I fucking hate every inch of you. Everything you do and say infuriates me.”
It says horrible things about him that it makes Mista weak in the fucking knees, even as his heart hurts. The words do sting, he kinda likes the guy. He’s been trying to play it smooth. “Kinda rude, I’m gonna be real with you.”
“I wish you’d shut the fuck up.”
“This is the bit where I tell you to make me.”