I feel like, while a lot of people get my whole "killing and pillaging" side right, not a lot of people really take about the fact that I'm a pirate. Like, yeah you get that I am, but no one really understands that I do what I do, (mostly for fun, yes, but also) for money.
I rob planets and get rich.
And maybe a couple of interplanetary genocides, but yeah,
I've got fat stacks.
I'm like interplanetary Jeff Bezos, but less money hungry, and a bit less of a dick towards my employees.
















