#riddler anon

WITNESS PROTECTION AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA now don't make me laugh. That's not even feasible! Does anyone really think they're getting a marshal down here? Do they know the state of the law enforcement's presence in this city even on a federal level? Witness protection my ass. There's deep corruption at every level. Trust me! I could leak documents that would blow your minds anytime I wanted to. You could have been an innocent bystander before, Azura, but let's be honest. Were you ever really? And now that you've gotten yourself deep into this conflict, why you're probably safer with people like me and Ivy than you are anywhere else! Just don't go uprooting any plants... <?>

With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?

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Oh this better not be a marriage announcement. If I got a wedding invitation in the mail I'd be flattered you thought of me of course- but it had better not be. - [?]

Well maybe Slade will be your knight in shining...no it is armor, isn't it. That comparison does work. He's seen all your charming little messages and your little "hard to get" charade is up. The obsession is mutual. So you can feel free to call for his help and not feel quite as pathetic doing so. You can hardly sink any lower, hmm? - <?>

Well well well. I am indeed single! Though, the question is whether my affinity for whirlwind romances and desire for an intellectual equal to share my art with would win over my almost equally strong desire to not be beaten to death by a man in shitty clown makeup. I do know how to treat someone well, better than most rogues. Unless hmm they don't want to be treated well and would rather we live in a psychological thriller than a slightly dark romance novel. <?>

I still can't understand what it is you and Harley see in that man. He's certainly no intellectual and he stole my color scheme. Don't listen to him if he tells you differently- I had it first! There must be something bewitching about his goofiness I'm just not affected by myself. Personally, I find dark and brooding people much more attractive. Just don't start calling him "puddin'" or I might have to stage an intervention. - <?>

Those rose-tinted glasses are an awfully intense shade of pink it seems. <?>