who: noel &Â @murdrhewroteâ where: idk some pretentious bar in brooklyn
âalright,â noel claps his gargantuan hands together with a note of finality, materializing behind rico at the outskirts of the buzzing room. âi have scouted the premises and come to you with two eligible candidates for ricoâs big comeback tour 2021.â bachelorettes, if you will, but he canât bring himself to say that out loud â makes him sound a little too much like chris harrison and not enough like a single, curmudgeonly fatherâs wingman.
âthe first one is very tall, very blonde, seems like the type of woman who might enjoy high-brow literature and, like, ethically-sourced coffee. the other one, sheâs short and brunette, a bit â dare i say mature, you know, right up your alley.â he pauses for a a breath. âtheyâre both ringless. i double-checked.â













