Pairings: Stanchez, Stancest, Rickford, Rickstanwich (phew!)

Rating: Mature for NSFW scenes of sex.

Also includes: alcohol, love triangles, emotional baggage, sardines and blood sausages, a mini Stan Bros. Mystery, angst, post-weirdmageddon memory loss, threesomes, appearances by Soos, Morty and Dipper & Mabel, and a bittersweet ending.

"What are you doing here?"

Rick's already taxed and confused mind did a backflip in his skull upon seeing Ford. He staggered back and stared absolutely dumbfounded. This whole situation was too much, too fast and Rick was afraid he might collapse to the deck if his watery legs were any indication. He hesitated a moment, unable to force any words past his working lips.

"I could ask you the same thing!" Said Rick at last. It was the only response he could get to tumble from his mouth and it was a cracking, undignified squawk of an answer. He pointed a long finger at Ford like a man haunted.

"Why wouldn't I be here? This is my home dimension." Ford said evenly. His gun was still trained on Rick's chest. "This ship belongs to my brother and I. So I'm going to ask you to go back to whatever derelict dimension you dragged yourself out of, Rick."

Stan couldn't believe what he was seeing. "Jesus, Ford! Put the gun away..... Wait, do you guys know each other?"

Rick added another bombshell dropped onto the Hiroshima that was his mind. He blinked and put his hands into his hair, tugging on it gently.

"You're sailing...with your brother. Your... TWIN Brother..."

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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Gravity Falls, Rick and Morty, Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon), Star vs. The Forces Of Evil Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Pinescone - Relationship, Dipper Pines/Wirt (Over the Garden Wall), Grunkle Stan | Stanley "Stanford" Pines/Rick Sanchez, The Author | Original Stanford Pines & Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty), RickStanWich, Pacifica Northwest/Mabel Pines, Marco Diaz/Tom Lucitor, Marco Diaz & Tom Lucitor, Dipper Pines/Morty Smith Characters: Morty Smith, Marco Diaz, Dipper Pines, Wirt, Wirt (Over the Garden Wall), Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty), Rick Sanchez, Grunkle Stan | Stanley "Stanford" Pines, The Author | Original Stanford Pines, Star Butterfly, Pacifica Northwest, Tom Lucitor, Bill Cipher, Other random cartoon guest appearances that aren't worth baiting you in with, Sara (Over the Garden Wall), Summer Smith, Wendy Corduroy, Jessica (Rick and Morty), bipper - Character Additional Tags: Crossover, Crossover Pairings, House Party, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Alcohol, Underage Drinking, Drugs, Cocaine, Marijuana, Weed, Violence, Blood, Demonic Possession, Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Fluff and Smut, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Smut, Shameless Smut, Threesome - M/M/M, Threesome - F/F/F, Anxiety, Anxiety Attacks, Panic Attacks, Drunkenness, Drunk Dipper Pines, drunk morty smith, Drunk Rick, high wirt, Marco is the DD, Unrequited Love, Unrequited Crush Summary:

Stop trying to fix me and find my flaws. (I’m a Disaster by Ghost Town.)

Ah, this is bigger than 100 words but haha I was struck with inspiration. I hope you like it even though it’s angsty XD. Sorry if it isn’t exactly what you were expecting but yeah this is the direction my brain went with!

He has a fun thing going with the twins, it’s fucked up andtaboo enough that it gets his rocks off easy and with the two of them pullingat his dick he never has time to think about shit that’d be better left forgotten.

They take his shitand can hold their own which he likes in his fuck buddies. They’re also damagedenough in the right ways that he doesn’t run the risk of them doing somethingas stupid as them trying to change him or get him off the booze, or so hethinks.

He’s fucking wrong as it turns out. Every time he portals inhe’s being fucking frisked, at first he thinks they’re just eager to blow theirload or to get a dick shoved in their greedy mouths but no, instead when Rickisn’t looking Stan’s palming his flask and hiding it somewhere he don’t thinkRick will look.

He cuts them looselike he does everybody else, he doesn’t need some incestual, hypocritical, moral purists pissing onhis parade. He wasn’t looking for a support group when he began fucking them;he’d been looking for enablers, for a hot ass or two to thrust up into, for someoneto fuck him hard and leave bruises on his skin. He’d been looking for someoneto distract him from the complete and utter bullshit that is their chaoticuniverse, to distract him a universe where nothing means anything and where anything means everything.

He hadn’t beenlooking for someone to fix him, he’s not like everyone else; fixing him meansblunting the thing that makes him the genius asshole that he is and besidestheir definition of ‘fixing’ him is far different than his own. If they reallywanted to fix him they have put a gun to his head, but they’re far too good forthat, far too good for him, really.

It’s better this way anyhow and there are other worlds outthere too, he’ll just keep looking until he finds exactly what he’s lookingfor. He doesn’t need them, he doesn’t need them at all.

I think though once they get through to him that it was kinda super sketchy consent wise he’d feel a little bad. Like sure Rick has never been the best about consent, but against his will he’s got some feelings for the twins, he hates it, but it does make him less of an ass over time.

Meanwhile though Stan and Ford are allowed to do whatever they want as recompense for his actions.