rickorty review s3e8 mortys mind blowers
hell fuckn yea, one of my favorite episodes to play with. rick can do and erase whatever the fuck he wants, and that's open to a lot of sandbox interpretations
youd think after all the shit he’s been through, he wouldn’t follow rick down into a creepy sub hatch in the garage, but this fucker keeps making the conscious decision to put his life in ricks hands. Love and trust
morty: “ill do anything to get out of here!” rick: anything?” morty: “anything!” rick: "alright, i'm gonna need you to take off yr shirt” and morty immediately goes to strip lmaooo. Reminds me of the love potion episode where he was ready to pull his dick out. Eager much?
Morty asking rick for a machine thatll make yr urine drinkable is both adorable and incredibly kinky. Ricks willingness to give morty these little gadgets with only the slightest bit of exasperation is endearing as fuck. Wonder what other little shit mortys asked for that ricks made him. Spoiled, aint he
yea rick can pass this off as "just saying that to get the worm outta ya" and that's why it's so easy for him to be honest right here. he knows he can be mean- and he also knows he loves the shit out of morty.
how come every time they fight, morty throws himself at rick like a feral dog with no fear. its hot
why was it necessary for morty to jack off an alien. Why couldn't rick do it. Oh yeah, cause he was too busy combining morty and his xenophile tendencies into one to get a memory he can rewatch whenever he wants. perv
true level bitch. Yr gonna make a true level square, KNOWING the effect it'll have on morty, and just happen to be shirtless while ya let him get on the fuckn orgasm pad, and then cradle him in yr arms and shush him while hes crying to go back to the orgasm pad, and ya shooed summer away to school instead of immediately mind blowing morty- whatd ya need the house alone for, old man? savoring the moment?
oh look, Another gadget made for morty. “why are ya making me do this for you again?” lmaoo rick sanchez lets his teenage grandson “make him” do things. constantly boasting about how he's the smartest man in the galaxy who does whatever he wants, and all it takes is morty to ask him for something, make puppy dog eyes, or yell at him, and rick folds. He's whipped as fuck.
in that squirrel rant, how many times ya gotta say mortys name. simp with morty brainrot
that fuckn orgasm pad. the virgin tube in the background thats had a million and a half theory posts made about it. the fact that rick enjoys mind blowing morty and has done it multiple times. yea, this ones a hit
honorable mention: mindblown morty implying rick was keeping morty in the basement for sex reasons and rick goes "for all I know you could be the fuckn weirdo"
