Wretched Tooth: Capricorn, Scorpio, Aquarius

   I’d like to first acknowledge that we have many promising candidates for our election; the enchanting Deborah, the justice-seeking Wretched Tooth, resident cutie Mop, and the candidate that I support wholeheartedly, Rick. Rick may not be as dramatic as WT, smooth as Deborah, or a total charmer like Mop, but he makes up for it with his dependability. Mop is the kind of guy who you can put all of your faith in, and he’ll never let you down. He is a solid, unshakable pillar of human decency and hard-work, and I believe he will bring Tumblr into glorious days. What say you? Who is the best candidate in your eyes?

My fellow tumblrs, we are in dark times, but I believe there is a man that can save us. A man that stands out along the rest, a man that will bring freedom and peace to our great nation. His name is Rick. I believe Rick will be able to pull tumblr out of all and any dark times, I believe he is a man that would listen, then talk. A man that would take everyone into account, a man that would support each and everyone of use. His name is Rick.

I stand with Rick.