ribcagekitten replied to your post “did i tell you guys im 99.9% sure i like indirectly...”
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omg so on facebook im friends with this dude who seemed super chill at first
but then he started doing that weird furry rp shit like “-nuzzles u- :3″ COMPLETELY UNIRONICALLY
and at first i was just like “haha ok dudes a little weird but yknow its whatever” so he would talk to me every few days and it always just kinda delved into “gimme da snuggles :3″ and usually i’d stop replying after it stopped being mildly amusing
and it slowly became like “-touches da booty- -w-” which is weirD but i would try to brush it off, i’ve been friends with all sorts of weebs thats just what they do
and eventually he like
actually invited me over to his fucking house at 10 pm cause he was like “ill exchange da cerealz for butt touches :3″ and that was kinda my Time To Never Reply Again thing cause this dude is at least in his late 20s and im pretty sure none of his weird furry snuggle shit was platonic at this point?????
so Hanadoki happens
im All Fucking Over con husbando
and i notice he stops trying to message me
and instead hes just been posting like
angsty lyrics and vague posts and shit like that and i am lIVING for it
and lowkey im hoping i can have like one final ‘fuck off’ if he messages me again so i can be like “YEAH I BASICALLY MET MY CON HUSBANDO HES SO CUTE I LOVE HIM I WOULD GIVE HIM -butt touches :3 IF HE REALLY WANTED I MEAN-”
