#riastraad

Franz and Shirou: Team Justice

Franz and Emiya: Team Serious

Franz and Lancer/Cu: Team Bro

Franz and Waver: Team Chanko* (*“Chan” (father) “ko” (child))/Team Tired Parent

Dear Diary,

I never thought I'd hear the word 'fuckbuddies' and variations thereof leave the mouth of my noble and virtuous lord, but it has happened. I become convinced with each passing day that my lord and Lady Tohsaka would benefit from God's guiding light. My lord Shirou, at least, has some religious teaching. I must somehow show my young lord the error of his uncouth ways and encourage speech that befits his kind and noble soul.

I hear the door. Someone is calling.

Send me ✔ and I’ll bold what my muse would do with/for yours

[As things stand, discounting the drabble I did since that takes place in the future]

Acquaintance:

hold the door for them | help them carry something | let them borrow something | let them use their phone | smile at them when passing in the streets | shake hands with them | flirt with them in a bar | share a taxi with them | give them a ride home [on a horse lol] | lend them money | sit next to them on public transportation | offer them some food | help them find something they lost

Friendship:

let them stay the night | listen to them complain at 4 am | help them get over a break up | go out shopping with them | pet sit for them | help them move houses | help them find a lost pet | go on vacation with them | stay up all night with them | help them hide a dead body | provide an alibi for them | take their side in a break up [not getting involved in relationship disputes nope] | talk about their future plans | be maid of honour/best man/etc. at their wedding [if Lancer would have him] | share food with them

Lover:

let them stay after sex | gentle sex | rough sex | experiment | handcuffs | bdsm | whips | orgasm denial | aftercare | cuddles after sex | tea/coffee/etc. after sex | gentle kisses | rough kisses | passionate kisses | sloppy kisses | lazy kisses | hang out without sex | hide their relationship | cheat on them | cheat on someone else with them | dirty talk | loving talk | gentle touches | rough touches | nervous/shy touches | say “I love you”

Married/dating:

take them on expensive dates | pay for dates | make them pay for dates | go to the movies | put out on the first date | get an arranged marriage | stay at home most nights | cuddle in front of the tv | propose first | drop hints until they propose | give a big/expensive/elaborate proposal | have a quiet proposal | say yes to a proposal from them | have a big wedding | have a small wedding | elope | get married in Vegas | go on an expensive honeymoon | go on a cheap honeymoon | have kids | get a pet | move in together | laugh during kisses | laugh during sex | tickle fights | fight over who’s cuter | make them sleep on the couch after fights | make up sex | angry sex | no sex | let their parents stay over | let their family visit often | tell them “I love you” every day

Sibling/platonic:

fight | hug | laugh at them when they get hurt | help them hide a dead body | provide an alibi for them | tell them they’re annoying at least once a day | share food with them | help them move houses | walk them down the isle | try to sell them online | set up an online dating account for them | set them up on blind dates | try to set them up with your friends | listen to their problems | help them cook [lol won’t go well] | cook them food | make them watch shows they don’t like with them | tell them they’re an idiot/loser/dork/nerd affectionately

Enemy:

Franz: Wh-what in the... what is this?! *covers eyes* Lancer, turn it off! It's sinful!

Cu: It's AWESOME!

Franz: *Gets up* I'm leaving!

Cu: *Pulls him down* Stay and sin with me Franz!!

Franz: NO!

Rin: *Watching them with a huge smirk* Those girls are thirteen years old you know.

Cu: They're WHAT?