going nuclear
going nuclear - Ria_Writes_Stuff - Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
based on this post by @scapgoatandsacrificallamb !!! Grace gets kidnapped and Stratt goes a little insane!!
"Sorry- Who do you think I am?" "You are Doctor Ryland Grace." "I mean yeah, but I'm just a scientist! I'm a middle school teacher! I am no one important! I do fun maths in a lab all day! I make spreadsheets! I get Stratt's coffee! I'm the coffee boy!" "Your conviction is almost convincing. Unfortunately for you, my intel is more precise than you hope. You are not Ryland Grace, 'coffee boy'. You are Ryland Grace, Chief Scientist, Head Astrophage Handler, and second in command of Project Hail Mary. We'll film your ransom in a moment, I trust you're intelligent enough to cooperate." Grace stared at her. Stared at the floor. Back at her. He was fucking WHAT? OR Grace gets kidnapped by a terrorist cult, Stratt goes on a very polite rampage, several world leaders are harrassed, two bedrooms are forcefully entered, ilyukhina's vodka is commandeered and Grace finally gets a hug (feat. the Vat being a family, Vattling shenanigans, Stratt's wardrobe choices and Grace having self esteem issues)
@the-tardis-is-blue this is for you <33














