#rhynx

And here's some info on that fic because why not

(TW: brief throw up mention)

Silver Boxleitner is freaking everyone the hell out with car crash stories because she likes scaring people. Pretty much everyone is used to her shit by now and is just trying to ignore her. Eventually, she gets tired of it and stops trying to scare everyone, so moves onto something new. Now whoever sits next to her has to listen to her info dump about creepypastas and undertale/deltarune lore.

Cori Worst is just quietly leaning her head against the window. She probably just takes a nap midway through before being shaken awake by Silver because they're going over a bridge or something and it looks cool, then promptly goes back to sleep the moment she can.

Kyle Worst would 100% by there despite not being a villain because Cori is literally raising her brother and can't leave him alone with their parents for that long. He doesn't stop talking. Ever. At all. Cori has him on one of those child leashes. Every one of the villains has to take turns listening to him blabber on and on and on and on and on and HOLY SHIT KYLE'S ABOUT TO THROW UP LESLIE GIVE HIM A PLASTIC WAWA BAG QUICK-

Marleen Everwood, because of her wolf senses, can hear literally everything and everyone talking and also smell everything. Normally, Marleen is an asshole but he's even more rude and irritable than normal because of the sensory overload. She got into a fight with somebody over wanting to sit next to Tobey. He tries to hold Tobey's hand repeatedly throughout the trip and Tobey is just sitting there awkwardly trying to inch his hand away but Mari is even pissier than usual so he's just kind of letting her

Alynxai is basically everyone's emotional support for the trip. Anyone who gets stressed for whatever reason is invited to hold Lynx's hand and pet Snowlulu as much as they want (yall know Lynx would 100% bring her plushie on the trip). Eventually Lynx fall asleep flopped over Rhyme in some really awkward position and wakes up all sore 30 minutes later

Alynxai: Dear Rhyme,

Rhyme: Dear Alynxai,

Lynx: I miss you every day.

Rhyme: I have fought for you every day.

Lynx: I pray you found a way to avoid the violence,

Rhyme: I've killed 36 men.

Lynx: That the brutality of war hasn't changed you,

Rhyme: There is literally no better feeling-

Lynx: Than love and friendship.

Rhyme: Than killing a man with icebreath. By the way, Beatrice is dead.

Lynx: How is Beatrice?

Rhyme: They blew her up. I mean, there is NOTHING left.

Lynx: Tell her that Steven can't wait to see her,

Rhyme: Tell Steven and the rest of the Boxleitners not to waste money on a casket.

Lynx: And that he's recovering very well from the mousebrain removal surgery!

Rhyme: Oh, and Bill got hit in the face with a cannonball.

Lynx: And how's that Invisi-Bill?

Rhyme: I mean, pop. Clean off.

Lynx: He always had a good head on his shoulders.

Rhyme: By the way, I think I'm gonna be stationed here a couple more months.

Lynx: Reason and I can't believe you get home next week!

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Miss Davis: Okay everybody, read the list and find your randomly assigned buddy.

*Silver and Royal Dandy go up and read the list, they both start screaming up not being together*

Miss Davis, desperately editing the list: AHAHAHA, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT, SILVER AND DAN JUST SO HAPPENED TO BE PARTNERS.

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Cori: When I kiss Victoria under the disco ball, it'll be like we're all kissing Victoria under the disco ball.

Tobey: Okay, well I'm going second, because I don't wanna have to go after you guys.

Silver: I'll go last. I'm fine with that.

Twobrains: WE'RE NOT KISSING VICTORIA.

Silver: YES WE ARE!

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Silver: All we need is some gold-colored clay, a hard mold, and one of Ms. Question's coins.

Cori: And the blood of a virgin.

Dandy: What's a virgin?

Cori: I think it's somebody who gives a lot of blood.

Dandy: Oh, my mum's a virgin.

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Twobrains: WE'RE ABOUT TO DIE, SILVER, YOU REALLY WANNA SPEND THE LAST MOMENTS OF YOUR LIFE SARCASTIC?!

Silver: NnnnooooOOOOOOOO!

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Twobrains: Happy valentines day. ...I didn't get you anything.

LRW: I didn't get you anything either. ...You wanna go make out?

Twobrains: ...Yeah :)

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Big Left Hand Guy: YOU'RE GONNA ARGUE WITH ME NOW?! WHILE WE'RE FLYING 30 MILES AN HOUR DOWN A RIVER?!

InvisiBill: YEAH!

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Reason: Oh come on, the leak isn't THAT bad.

*him and Rhyme literally have like... 10 pots on the floor for catching water*

Alynxai: Hey gu- AAAAAAA- *trips over all the pots*

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Alynxai: Dear Rhyme,

Rhyme: Dear Lynx,

Lynx: I miss you every day.

Rhyme: I have fought for you every day.

Lynx: I pray you found a way to avoid the violence,

Rhyme: I've killed 36 men

Lynx: That the brutality of war hasn't changed you,

Rhyme: There is no better feeling-

Lynx: -than love.

Rhyme: Than killing a man. *pause* ...Leslie is dead.

Lynx: How is Leslie?

Rhyme: They blew her up, I mean, there is NOTHING left.

Lynx: Tell her that Mr. Big can't wait to see her,

Rhyme: Tell Mr. Big not to... waste money on a casket...

Lynx: And that their baby said his first words!

Rhyme: Oh, and InvisiBill got his in the face with a cannonball.

Lynx: And how's that Bill?

Rhyme: I mean... Pop. Clean off.

Lynx: He always had a good head on his shoulders.

Rhyme: Yeah... By the way, I think I'm gonna be stationed here a couple more months.

Lynx: Reason and I can't believe you get home next week!