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Aspen: This is somehow only the second most terrifying thing to ever happen to me, but I would rather not have it happen regardless.

Because people can’t pilot tiny robots

One day I awoke from a dream.  After I arose from my temporary dream coma I reflected upon what just occurred.  The dream started as I within ankle high water in the middle of what appeared to be a large lake.  As far as I could see there was water surrounding me.  As I looked down, the water was so clear that I could see everything that was beneath my feet.  I started waking, searching for some sort of land mark.  Something other than ocean.  I began to become tired after what felt like hours of walking.  My vision started to blur.  I fell to the ground, my knees wet as I fell to the ground.  As I turned around a man stood before me.  I called out to him, “Who are you?  Where did you come from?”  He just stood there, staring.  I called out to him again, “Where are we?  Who are you?!”  This time he actually responded.  “Weary traveler.  I know not of what it is you seek, but I must tell you, your efforts will gain you nothing.”  As I sat there, confused, tired, hungry I began to question what I was doing here.  As I pondered this, the man spoke again.  “Now, weary traveler, I have come here to ask you a question.  Are you a kid, or a squid?”  As he said this, I began to wonder and reflect upon his question.  I soon then awoke from my dream.  Not knowing whether or not I was i fact, a squid, or a kid.

Tristan's love for Morrigan was so cute. He just wants to see his son.

One day a strange silver/bluish haired man came up to me and was like, look this is one of my prized possessions but I want you to have this.  Unable to deny the man's kindness, I took the gift he laid before me.  Turns out it was a metal leg with an eyeball.  I was like. It's a fuckin' leg.  Then it acquired more legs and became more powerful and I was all, now it's got 4 legs. I took this 4 legged beast and thrust him into a world of battle.  He came very well armed and granted me several victories within his wake. Ever since then, I knew a bond was forged.  That 4 legged metal man monster man has been lost to the ages, but I still remember when I first saw that thing acquire more limbs and though, man.  That's a cool poke.

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