#rhmis stig

Marian: no, thank.

Robin: What?!

Scarlett: *giggles*

Marian: i don't like the look of him

Robin:why, not??

Marian: Well, his hair was abit messy and he abit too muscly *ruzzes Robin's hair*

Robin: HOLD ON! i first punch the outlaws, take you to the castel and get married, that's business.

Marian:Hey, I don't ASK to be rescued!

Robin: you rather stay with a stinky outlaws?

Marian: I'm getting used to they

Robin: man...this princess is hard to rescue.

Scarlett: *giggly even more*

Marian: Well, while the hero figures it all out, I'm going to get ready in my room.

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as I would have thought Marian talking to vikings in the episode of season 3:

Marian:gentlemen gentlemen, let's be civil abuot this, let's make a deal!

Marian: you surrender and you don't die, how does that suond ?

Harald: hahaha how do you intend to kill us?

Marian: oh no no i can't kill you but my buddy can, say hi buddy!

Derka:*he transformed into a dragon* HI

Harald: ...

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Robin: oh we're like a big happy family! And i'm the dad and Marian the mom

Marian: why i am the mom? What's gender roles are we pushing here...

Scarlett: i know they're probably thinking i'm like the son BUT i'm not i'll be the gay emo cousin.

Little John: I will be the son! The hotshot who only dream...

L.John: is to be a star 🥹

Tuck: i feel like i'd be...UHHHHH fresh out of jail uncle

Katel: and i'm the SASSY aunt, who talks shit abuot everyone.

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Author(Me): what kind of girls do you prefer?

Robin: my girlfriend (Marian)

Me: what kind of girl is she?

Robin: she's is a nice, elegalt, beautiful, polite girl

Me: (I turn to Stig) what kind of girl do you like?

Stig: err, Robin's girlfriend

I was walking peacefully in the middle of the woods, until I heard an angry scream, it was a female voice, it was a voice that I knew well, a voice that conveyed serenity and peace to me but that time it wasn't like that.

It was her...

I approached an oak tree, it was large and beautiful, I hid in the middle of the lower branches, that's where I saw her, she was reading an old book and was holding a stick in her right hand which she handled with care and said in a loud voice "cum magica mea dico tibi surgere!"after having heard this phrase, probably in Latin, I saw a small rock rise into flight...

"Yes, i did it to make it rise!" I was shocked, the girl I had fallen in love with, for whom I would have abandoned everything and everyone, was a witch..., I moved to leave but accidentally stepped on a dry branch which made a noise loud enough to make the girl turn, who stared at me with her deep and beautiful blue eyes intently with a surprised and frightened expression.

"Stig can I-" before she could finish the sentence, I ran away completely scared and i hear her running after me and begging me to listen to her, but I continued running without looking where I was going, and after a few meters away I tripped over a root and twisted my left ankle and fell over in pain but I tried to hold back the groan of pain, "Stig for heaven's sake, are you okay?!" see Marian runs towards me faster when she notices my fall, she still had her wand in her hand and instead she must have put the book in her usual bag I thought,

I took my shaman's staff, to defend myself from the young witch I loved so much, I started waving my staff at her when she approached and I shouted angrily "STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU HORRIBLE WITCH!" I saw her sigh heavily, "Stig please, I don't want to hurt you I swear!" she got down on her knees in front of me, I saw her with slight tears in her eyes "please, Stig I swear..." I hear her voice break mid-sentence, and so I place my stick on the soft, bright green grass, " okay… so what were you doing?” her face lit up and she smiled sweetly at me "if you want to know you have to tell me not to tell anyone, okay?" I nod in silence "thanks Stig, then I can show you, give your leg so i can help you heal" I stretched out my injured leg as the magnificent girl had told me and making a grunt of pain.

She took her book out of her bag and leafed through it for several seconds and then said smiling "this spell should heal your leg" I looked at her with a hint of anticipation, and she put the open book on the grass and she put a hand on my cheek and started to caresses, I blush deeply because of the contact of her hand, she speaks to me in a calm and reassuring tone of voice and with a light blush on her cheeks "trust me, everything will be fine" I smiled at her with a sign of approval, she took the book back and placed it on her blue dress, "then let's begin" she took a deep breath then pronounced with a solemn tone "Sana cito, Stig!" then she pointed her wand towards my leg and a flash of bluish light came out and hit me, I closed my eyes in surprise and shortly after opened them again.

the beautiful lady who sat a few centimeters away from me, smiled lovingly and put her wand and spell book in her bag and then gently caressed my cheek again, "how do you feel?" at her question I tried to stand up and walk normally, 'by all the gods it's incredible...' I thought, then I remembered Marian was still sitting on the floor and I held her hand to get up more easily and she took it to me taken with a smile, even though she is wearing fine silk gloves I felt the warmth of her body through, you feel me like in valhalla but unfortunately her touch left quickly but she whispered to me "thank you Stig" it brings me even closer to her" I'm the one who has to thank you Marian you healed me with your-" i shut me up before continuing to say thank you, she looks at me with confusion then I continue talking "so are you a witch or something similar?" she started to smile and said with a little bittersweet smile "no Stig, I'm not an evil witch, I'm the Sorceress of Sherwood", she stopped for a moment and then she continue talking "and please don't tell anyone, otherwise it will be the end of me..." I continue to look at her in silence and then nod and say "I won't tell anyone I promise on my honor, sorceress Marian" she smiled even more and beamed then, Marian came closer to me and kissed my cheek and whispered softly to me "thank you Stig, I hoped you would understand and you did" then she left and walked quickly and greeted me with her hand and, i with an ebette smile, as Solveig would describe it, I returned the gesture and started walking back home...

POV: 3 person