I like how some of my irl friends talk to me as though Trent is a real person in my life
“did you know she did a collab with Trent?”
“did you see Trent has a new remix album out”
“did you see Trent perform?”
“what do you think of Trent’s new song?”
“isn’t Trent’s birthday coming up? how old is he gonna be?”
it’s like … the casualness. the first name basis. not even NIN, not “Trent Reznor,” just “this person you know on a first name basis. how’s he doing? did he have a nice holiday? how’s his health? his family? is he coming to church on Sunday? been a while, we’ve noticed, we hope he comes back to the church.”
like I would know
like he’s my uncle or neighbor or something
I’m not friends with this man, please call him Nine Inch Nails, this is too familiar, I can’t do this
