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My friend, easy as pie and this got way longer than I thought it would.

To set the stage, let’s say Anakin wasn’t allowed to become a Jedi or left at age 12. 

He is, of course, followed by Obi-Wan because I live for that banter and BrOtp

Anakin returns to Tatooine and at the age of let’s say 16, leads and wins a slave rebellion (and becomes the leader of Free Tatooine at 17 much to his dismay and Obi-Wan’s amusement)

Since Tatooine is out in the Outer Rim, the Core and Senate really do not care one smidgen. They have the beginnings of the Separatist Crisis making waves. What does one little planet matter?

It very much matters after over two years later when it comes to light that Free Tatooine has a very strong sense of community and will not stand for Slavery. Anywhere.

Slavers have gone missing. Planets that make profits from slavery have found themselves with their leader mysteriously murdered.  Even the criminal network have rumours of bounty hunters winding up dead on the Hutts’ doorstep after being sent after Skywalker and those around him

(Anakin is a little insulted his bounty is only half a million credits.) 

A great many planets have entered into an agreement with Free Tatooine to wipe out corruption and slavery. 

Orn Free Taa, in a moment of consciousness, announces Ryloth’s alignment with Tatooine. (Greedy, corrupt bastard he may be, but he does love his people who have been the target for slavers for generations.) 

This results in a very tense three-way stand-off between The Republic, The Separatist Alliance and The Freedom Coalition.

The Separatists did try to get The Coalition on side but swiftly told where to stick it.

The Clone Wars do not break out primarily because neither the Separatists nor the Republic can afford to fight a three-way war.

They are also very aware that the Freedom Coalition can, thanks to an alliance with various pirates, private security firms and support that would have been on one side or the other but have chosen the Coalition. 

Even the neutrals are smaller.

Sidious is fuming.

It nearly breaks out when both the droid and clone armies are found but Speaker Shmi Skywalker sends a message to both sides that promises swift retribution if either side engages. 

The Separatist have known connections to the Hutts and various slaving organisations.

The Republic has the Clones. Enough said there.

This doesn’t mean that either side won’t take pot-shots at each other for a year or so.

So we come to the part where our trio meet.

Captain Rex of the 501st is sent with a squad to scout on Tatooine and bring any information about the leader to the Republic. His team comprises of ARC Troopers Fives and Echo, Kix, Jesse, Hardcase and Dogma.

Everyone was a little surprised at Dogma’s inclusion but the guy proved to be very sneaky and Echo’s influence has loosened him up a bit.

Fives and Rex have been hovering on the edge of something for a while now but Rex doesn’t want to start anything while he’s still Fives’ superior officer. 

Fives thinks that’s a load of Sith spit but is willing to wait.

Scouting team lands on Tatooine no problem.

Okay, slight problem. They disturb a Krayt dragon.

Fortunately, they are saved by the arrival of a blond male native who uses various calls to scare off the dragon and rescue the group.

The charming smirk and casual demeanour means Fives falls a little bit in love at first sight.

Echo is starting to believe his batchmate just has a thing for blondes who look good shooting things.

The stranger asks for their names and can clearly see they are all clones but he doesn’t comment on it. Just nudges them back to their ship and suggests they leave all while smiling charmingly and genuinely asking about themselves.

They’re just packing up and preparing to report a mission failure when Fives gets the guts to ask the stranger for his name.

“I’m Anakin Skywalker. Have a safe trip home, fellas.”

Anakin Skywalker, leader of Free Tatooine and of the Freedom Coalition, Chainbreaker, Slaver Killer, probably the most dangerous man in the Galaxy, and the man they were sent to spy on. And he’s just letting them go?

Rex is very confused.

Fives is too busy staring at Skywalker’s ass as he leaves and the cute bewildered look on his captain’s face.

Echo comes to the conclusion Fives definitely has a thing for authoritive blondes who look good shooting things.

The second time they meet is on a battlefield. 

The Freedom Coalition refuses to fight the clone army so they usually just take out the Admirals or Generals.

The clones are a little infuriated about this.

Some, however, take advantage and surrender. Slick of the 212th was one such clone who turned himself over to gain his freedom.

Anakin winds up facing Captain Rex in an attempt to kidnap Admiral Yularen.

Anakin really doesn’t want to hurt a fellow ‘slave’.

Rex just wants to take this guy in.

It ends with Anakin getting grazed by blaster fire and Rex with a small concussion. 

Anakin finds himself very intrigued by the clone captain and by the ARC Trooper who brazenly cussed him out when he arrived with back-up.

“You know most people just talk to the ones they are crushing on. Not stalk them.”“Shut it Obi-Wan. We can’t all just flirt our way in and out of fights with Commander Cody.”

So it goes like that for a while. Anakin shows up, Fives and Rex face off against him. There’s banter involved. Anakin makes the mistake of saying something vaguely flirtatious to them once and then disappears for a month. Fives proceeds to use that line every time they see Anakin thereafter. Rex pulls them both back on track. Sometimes the clones win the fight, others Anakin wins. 

Remember, Anakin, Rex and Fives all believe they are fighting for the right cause. Rex does try to make the case for pro-Republic but can’t answer when Anakin asks him if the Republic is as good as he thinks it is.

There is one time that an explosion goes off and Anakin almost sacrifices himself to hold back the blast. Neither Fives or Rex take the chance to take Anakin into custody. Instead, Anakin finds himself in a coalition medbay with a note asking him not to do anything so stupid ever again.

Eventually, the Separatists make a bid and declare open war. Grievous and Dooku are sent after Anakin and Obi-Wan in an attempt to throw the Freedom Coalition into disarray. 

What they didn’t expect was the Delegation of 2000 had managed to cut a deal with the Coalition, present it to the Senate, got it passed and was able to create a treaty between the two states. 

Clone Rights are still hotly debated but under the treaty, no clone can be decommissioned for any reason and any clone has the right to a fair trial. Small victories but necessary ones.

Grievous and Dooku’s forces are met with not only The Freedom Coalition’s fleet but also the 501st and 212th.

Anakin is very relieved to see both Rex and Fives come charging to his rescue. 

He is also swooning a bit because it’s almost like a scene straight out of Love Under Adleraanian Skies.

Fives watches as Anakin decapitate three droids and Rex shoot off the head of a forth and decides Yes, these are the men I want to spend the rest of my life with.

Rex comes to a similar conclusion as Anakin gently force-heals a blaster burn on his bicep after the fight while Fives hovers worriedly behind him.

Dooku and Grievous die in the Final battle. 

During clean up, several transmissions are found to Dooku from a Sith Lord. The transmissions are tracked back to Coruscant. To the Chancellor’s Office to be precise. 

The Freedom Coalition has been trying to track down exactly who has been leaking intel, arranging numerous kidnapping attempts and secretly attacking their forces for a good couple of years. 

Dooku’s intel also shows that while he arranged most of that, it was under orders.

So basically

(I hope you like this. I spent 10 minutes making it and 15 giggling over it.)

Anakin, Obi-Wan, a few Jedi Masters, three Senators and a squad of clones confront Palpatine over the evidence.

The result is several explosions, a dead senator, two dead Jedi, a dead Sith Lord and a Republic Senate thrown into chaos.

Sidious tries to activate Order 66 but fails since the Freedom Coalition does a full check up on any defecting clones and found the chip ages ago. They developed a virus that made them null with plans to remove them asap.

The Freedom Coalition graciously takes over providing aid to the war-torn worlds with a warning to the Senate they will only return to the Republic if certain conditions are met. The Senate agrees.

One of which are complete rights for all clones.

In this world, Anakin loses his arm to Sidious after pushing Fives out of the way of a strike. That allows Rex to shoot him in the head and then for Anakin to shove a lightsaber through his heart. Fives shoots him as well “just in case sir.”

When Anakin wakes up with his new arm, it’s not Fives but Rex who presses a relieved kiss to his lips. Fives does follow up almost as soon as Rex pulls away.

Anakin is a bit too dazed to think properly and as such promises not to do that again. 

At least not without them.

They spend the rest of Anakin’s stay in medical actually talking about where they want this to go and their feelings. 

Since Anakin isn’t emotionally repressed and is allowed to make attachments, it goes a lot better than it would have otherwise.

Rex gave into Fives’ not-quite-pestering after the Final Battle and both started plotting how to bring Anakin into it.

Either way, Echo and Plo Koon’s padawan, Ahsoka Tano, make a lot of money when the relationship is revealed.

Rex, Fives and Anakin all get married in a lovely ceremony on Tatooine with Shmi, Obi-Wan and the 501st in attendance. 

Hondo shows up with a bottle of vintage wine as a gift and to take photos to flog on the black market. 

Obi-Wan gets busted in Commander Cody’s bed with said Commander the next morning. 

Hardcase discovers the joys of fireworks and makes several friends Rex rather wishes he hadn’t.

Fives discovers Anakin’s butt really is as firm as it looks and that Rex will go red if both he and Ani whisper naughty things into the captain’s ears.

AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

Bonus Round: Alternative Ideas Include -

Sith! Anakin, who prefers not to kill the clones out of some sense of kinship, is fighting against the Republic and comes across Captain Rex and ARC Trooper Fives. Instead of killing each other, each are intrigued by the other. It ends up with Sidious exposed and Darth Vader gaining two loyal bodyguards/lovers.

Fives is a superhero in a world that dislikes them, Anakin is a supervillain (though more Megamind, Less Joker) and Rex is a cop who wants arrest both.

because SOMEBODY @ani5s keeps posting S A D N E S S.

PART 1

Anakin likes to wear cosy sweater dresses in his downtime in the Temple. Whenever he has an evening to himself, he puts on a dress, curls up on the sofa and tinkers with a droid part while some trashy holo-drama plays in the background. It’s during one of these moments that Fives winds up in the temple to drop something off for Anakin and is met the sight of his General looking all soft and cosy and pretty and the git doesn’t even realise it because he just smiles and offers Fives a drink for coming all this way just to drop something off during their leave. HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO FUNCTION WHEN HIS OBLIVIOUSLY PRETTY GENERAL IS SMILING AT HIM LIKE THAT?!

The Clones are discovered by Obi-Wan and Anakin a year early due to *Insert Force Shenanigan Here*. While fuming over the whole situation, Anakin runs into Domino Squad. CT-27-5555 (”*Calming breath that is not working* That is a serial number. Things have serial numbers. People have names. Can I have your name?” “Er, We don’t have one, sir.” [Anakin is this close to going Darkside.]) and his brother, CT-21-0408, squirrel him off to the shooting range ‘cause shooting things always made them feel better. And that is how Anakin completely decimates the high scores, the clones have heard all about Slavery and why It Is Wrong (and how it relates to them), the Kaminoians are getting nervous due to the number of glares and mutters of rebellion, and the newly dubbed Fives is pretty sure he’s in love.

An AU where Fives is The Most Beautiful Man In The World and Anakin is the Local Trash Monster who lives in the same building. Fortunately, Fives doesn’t mind.

Ani5+Rex: Anakin has a problem. A very very big problem. (”Shut up Padme!!! You’re not helping!!” *Hysterical giggling*) If it wasn’t bad enough he’d developed a crush on his Captain, (it’s not HIS fault! Rex is brave and honourable and that kriffing half-smile of his completely doomed Anakin.) but now his heart is getting all fluttery when he talks to Fives!! And no, he can’t do anything about it! He’s no sleemo! Anakin is their General! There’s a power imbalance there that he’s refusing to touch until the clones get their rights. Now, if only both of them would stop checking on him post-battle or giving him droid parts to tinker with or pointing out holo-dramas to watch or saving his favourite dessert in the mess or giving him trinkets that reminded them of him...  (ok, I admit. I really really really want this one now.)

Ani5+Rex: Fairy Tale AU with Anakin as the titular Damsel in Distress (”I’m a Damsel. I’m in Distress. I can handle this.”) with Rex and Fives sharing the Prince Charming role. Or however you want to press it. (KRELL AS THE EVIL STEPMOTHER) Go nuts.

Anakin has been hiding his wings all his life. Only his mother and Obi-Wan know about them (but even then it took Obi-Wan four years and an accident). It’s not until a ship with a squadron of men and desperately needed medical supplies nearly gets shot down and Anakin reacts on instinct that the rest of the Galaxy finds out. The Council are debating what this means, Anakin desperately just wants to hide, Obi-Wan wants to hide Anakin, the Galaxy at large are asking if Anakin is an Angel, and Fives really just wants to touch those wings.

Mostly Canon without the Padme/Anakin right up until Fives gets shot at only for Anakin to stop the blaster blot with the Force (like this) and demands them all to stand down and go to the Jedi Temple. Everyone is too freaked out (including Anakin) to disobey. The Conspiracy is uncovered and Anakin goes on a rampage with Fives to find out exactly where this comes from. Happy Endings all round except Sidious.

Anakin and Fives bond over writing so-bad-it’s-brilliant poetry. Obi-Wan decides he doesn’t want to know after finding the two giggling over a datapad. Echo just wishes Fives would show the General the poems dedicated to his eyes/arms/lightsaber/mind/personality/butt/’lightsaber’ and stop moaning at him about it all.

Another Fives and Anakin go undercover, only this time they bring Ahsoka as their adopted teenage daughter. Anakin and Fives are both really awkward about the whole thing but Ahsoka is taking notes so she can laugh about it later with Echo and Rex.

Anakin and Fives come across a baby that imprints on both of them. Hilarity ensues, Ahsoka and Echo are running the book, Obi-Wan is running interference with the Council and Rex once again still does not get paid enough for this nonsense.