#rexael

Their first impression of your muse: "Obnoxious prick.. I wanted to kill him and.. Dunno how much of that was me, honestly- "

Current impression:    "Still an obnoxious prick.. but.. I guess I'd rather have him alive, it's more useful for me. "

Are they attracted to your muse?:   "I guess he's kinda okay, I prefer his voice more than I used to, since I can hear him beg me now. " He smiled about something he was still savoring.. His mental trophy of sorts.

Something they find frightening about your muse: "I'm not scared of that cunt- He's just a damn bastard with a knife, I can do that too. "

Something they find adorable about your muse:   "It's so easy to make him mad, even better when he can't do anything about it- "

Would my muse sacrifice themselves for yours?:   "No. I have better things to do. "

Would my muse go on a date with yours?  platonic/romantic:   "Why.. would I? When he comes to me every damn day?? " He smirked as he glanced off to the side.

One word my muse would use to describe yours:   "Bastard. Just a bastard. A demon maybe, but I don't really know how much a' that was me anymore.. "

Would my muse slap yours if they could?:  "Already almost have, may as well if I feel like it- He liked biting well enough anyways. "

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Who is the little spoon?

Probably Rex because he's smaller and he doesn't have wings in the way. That won't stop him from trying to be the big one, though.

Who sings in the shower?

I can imagine Raphael singing or whistling like the pretty songbird he is <3

Who plays pranks on the other?

Both! But their pranks are more like ambushes (turned sexual)

Who is the one who listens to pop music?

Not sure about Raphael's music tastes, Rex denies listening to pop but he also knows all of the words to the popular hits. The side effects of being stuck in a computer for so long.

Who brings the other a random cup of joe?

Raphael, as Rex drinks coffee and he doesn't.

Who picks the cheesy movies for date night?

Rex shows him the cheesiest horror movies, because he enjoys his reactions. Also you can make out during those movies and barely miss anything important.

Who is more likely to feed the other in public?

Probably Rex! Gotta help Raphael keep that dadbod

Who gives the other random little compliments?

Rex will randomly come up and give him a compliment just to see his little bird light up

Who is always stealing food from the other’s plate?

Rex could be the type of guy to not fix himself any food but just steal it from Raphael even though he could just get his own plate. It's more fun this way though. Raphael retaliates whenever he can

Who is more likely to let the other borrow their car?

Neither. Neither has a car.

Who makes the list before they go grocery shopping?

Rex, so he knows what to cook.

Who makes sure the other takes their meds when sick?

Also Rex and by god he will wrestle that angel down and shove the medication into his beak if he's being difficult

Who watches sports and has to teach the other the rules?

Sports can mean anything, right? Like sword fighting? I think Raphael knows more than Rex in this regard

Who pulls the other to their feet for a dance in the living room?

Smh this is too sweet and sappy, they're not like that at ALL. Rex

Who has to keep reminding the other to hurry or they’ll be late?

Maybe Raphael? Don't think Rex really cares if they're late and its not like they go to events often - if at all.

Who is the one most likely to get a tattoo with the other’s name?

YES. They should.

"Our wedding. Looking back, we were so fucking stupid. Neither Raphael nor I knew what we were doing.

Getting married for some stupid promise not to kill each other for the kids when we barely even knew each other.

But still, seeing the kids happy, dancing with Raphael, Sass, Beth and others being there to support us. It was....nice." Rex smiles, a fond expression on his face.

Things went downhill fast after the wedding when they realized they didn't know the first thing about this relationship they started.

Rex rubs his temples, just the idea of having to get married to Raphael enough to cause him a headache.

"First of all, Sass, you're getting it wrong. We're not in love. We just protect a kid together. There's nothing loveable about that fanatic idiot."

Well, maybe his gorgeous wings. Or those cute golden speckles when he blushes. Or how strong he is and how awkward he is around Seven when he's trying to comfort her. Or his overall ignorance of normal life itself. And his bloodthirstiness-

Rex kept his face impassive.

None of that was loveable. Just…cute. That's all. Cute and pitiful. Raphael was a mere pet to him.

"Besides, it'll only be you and Beth who'd show up anyway. I got enough on my hands to deal with I don't need more reasons to fight my other jealous husband.