#retrospacebabe

[1:25:31 AM] Seymour: i KNO WHO U ARe

[1:25:50 AM] Seymour: dONT U DARE TRY TO LIE TO ME NOW

[1:27:03 AM] Seymour: aND YO CAN BE IM GONNA TELL aRChIE TOO UR DAYS AR NuMBERED

Their family drives will usually consist of Barry driving like a madman at first (think about how fast he runs and how he tends to bump into people LOL). Then, picture Jillian getting fed up with him, finally forcefully commandeering the driver’s seat from Barry on the shoulder of a road or something. Jillian drives more safely by far, but she’s too cautious for Barry’s tastes as he pouts in the passenger seat.

10.  What TV shows they watch together, and which ones they hide from the other?

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Who would be the big spoon?

Morty would be the big spoon but that’s because Delilah insists on it and if Morty denies, she won’t let him get any personal space for the rest of the day.

Who would wake up first?

Morty since he would very much like to get away from Delilah by hiding behind his Gym duties for the day.

Do they have nicknames for each other?

Delilah uses all sorts of cringing petnames like cuddlebum, fuzzy jujubear, booboo bungalo or if she really wanted to mess with him, pennis the menace. Morty (reluctantly) uses standard nicknames like honey. 

What happened when they met each other’s parents?

For some bizarre reason, Grandma Aggy liked her – he felt betrayed really – while his parents more or less shared the same sentiment as him. He had never met Delilah’s parents and hoped that he never would.

How do they apologise after an argument?

Morty would always apologize first since he knew Delilah would hold a grudge if she could and he didn’t want to get hexed for it. In the rare moments where she apologizes first, she’ll make it the most dramatic moment ever. Like sobs and grovels and preferably in public for drama.

What would they be like as parents?

Delilah would be the mom that teaches their kids how to be like her and Morty would be the dad that has to remind them not to be like mom. No hexes or drama. Period.

Who is the better cook?

Morty since Delilah prefers to stare at his back while he cooks just to make him squirm.

Who is more romantic?

Delilah. She likes to recite creepy romantic poems.

Roses are red,Violets are blue.You know how I feel,Is it the same for you too?

Steel blades are silver,Blood, a crimson red.We shall always be together,Once we are both dead.

What sort of gifts do they get for each other?

Morty would give her… materials for her hexes since she requests (demands) them while she would give him hexing dolls with instructions on how to use it. Don’t like someone? Drive a nail through this doll and they’ll be….

Who gets jealous easiest?

Delilah hands down. 

Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas?

Delilah especially loves Halloween for obvious reasons. Morty had to make sure she wouldn’t do anything too… overboard.

Who is the most adventurous?

Delilah likes to try all sorts of new things for hexes and sometimes, Morty is her unwilling lab rat.

Who is the most protective?

I would say Delilah but in a creepy obsessive way.

What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts?

Morty would be the kid that would always run away from the weird girl and Delilah would continuously stalk Morty until he gave in. 

*BONUS: Song to sum them up?*

I feel like As for Now by Lindsay Rae Spurlock kinda fits them

Do I ship it?