#responsus

who hogs the duvet  Alexa, since again, bae is chilly afwho texts/rings to check how their day is going  Sepulchure less checks up on Alexa, and more preemptively stops her from decking the wrong motherfucker and landing herself in jail.who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts  Still Sepulchure.  Alexa has no idea what to get him, so she just weaves lil crafts for him.  Most of them don’t turn out all that great but he only teases her about it a little bit and uses them anyways.who gets up first in the morning  Sepulchure.  Alexa is not by any means a morning person, so even in the event Sepulchure decided to head to bed at some point, he’ll still have already been up for hours by the time Alexa wakes.who suggests new things in bed  Alexa’s a sex-repulsed asexual and I don’t really think Sepulchure’s really all that attracted to her physically since she’s so much younger than he is.  So neither of them.who cries at movies  Alexa.  Sepulchure refuses to cry in front of his former enemy.who gives unprompted massages  Sepulchure again since I highly doubt Alexa’s posh duchess upbringing included lessons on something as “vulgar” as massage.who fusses over the other when they’re sick  Neither of them are really the fussy type, so I’d say Sepulchure since he’d be much more firm with Alexa if she got sick than if by some miracle he did instead.who gets jealous easiest  Honestly I have no idea if Alexa is physically capable of getting jealous about Sepulchure since she knows how much of an uncaring ass he is, but I feel like when she’s feeling really low about herself she’s more likely to get jealous.who has the most embarrassing taste in music  Alexa.who collects something unusual  Their daughter Jazlyn, who collects reanimated woodland creatures.who takes the longest to get ready  It depends on where they’re going.  If they’re going out in the world, then Sepulchure takes longer since he actually wears armor unlike Alexa post-Ravenloss.  If they’re going out on the town, then they take roughly the same amount of time.who gets most excited about the holidays  Alexa; she can honestly spend all year just waiting to pelt Sepulchure in the face with a load of snowballs.who is the big spoon/little spoon  They tried spooning once, but it didn’t work out since Alexa’s wings kept pressing against Sepulchure’s chest uncomfortably when she was the little spoon, and Sepulchure just plain refuses to be the little spoon.  They just kinda sleep on their own ends of the bed.who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports  Alexa.  Sepulchure is a punk ass bitch when it comes to competitions and they both know it.  If it can be played as a competition, they’re going to rile each other up until a winner is claimed or blood is shed.who starts the most arguments  Alexa in response to whatever atrocity Sepulchure committed this time.who suggests that they buy a pet  Neither of them.  Alexa’s dragon Soren is pet enough.what couple traditions they have  uhhhhhhhhh roasting the hell out of alexa’s parentswhat tv shows they watch together  Probably trashy reality shows about vapid reich people they spend the whole show making fun of.what other couple they hang out with  Probably Izaac and Riadne since Alexa is on pretty good terms with them, though Sepulchure really doesn’t care to get to know them that much.how they spend time together as a couple  Sparring, adventuring, judging people with each other at parties....who made the first move  Interestingly, probably Sepulchure.  They had to work together for a while to take down the Rose, and he knew they had to work together to do it.  Any actually romantic or flirtacious move on his part was probably initially meant to just be some snarky remark against his hardheaded “partner in crime”.who brings flowers home  Sepulchure brought home flowers at first, but then Alexa started picking them out to decorate the house with.  They’ll conspire to have bouquets with passive aggressive meanings in flower language in every room.who is the best cook  Sepulchure on account of Alexa being able to cook literally just soup and nothing else. 

((The last time he was shocked was when Drakath betrayed him.  The last time he was startled was probably the last time something snuck up on him or moved when he wasn’t expecting it to.  Startling is an unconscious response—just because it’s hard to scare the doomknight, it doesn’t mean it’s hard to startle him.))

“’Willies?’  Strange women at night tend to be undead or yagas, but I have never heard that term before.  What in The’Galin’s name are ‘willies’?”

((Your Body Is A Wonderland by John Mayer))

((Managing the Shadowscythe Empire is a herculean task that requires constant vigilance.  Sepulchure does not always have the patience for such vigilance, and so occasionally things go awry.  These are the stories of some of the bullshit he has to go through on an every day basis.))

(thank u nonnie!))