Hello, this is Resolutions Consulting and I have the solution to our dilemma here:
Lando can date Kelly; she gets to keep her lavish lifestyle. Lando gets to pretend he’s won some prize (he does love his brand deals and Kelly loves selling out so they’re really a match made in sponsorship hell) and he can continue to party around and behave like a toddler (Kelly already has 2 kids she barely parents, won’t be hard to add a third). Oh and Lando is young, so he fits Kelly’s vibe
Max and Charles sign for Mercedes and become teammates but instead of Brocedes we get reverse Brocedes where they become BFFs and decide to become roommates forever. They’ll continue racing through life (Maxsplaining and Leclerifying) and Leo gets a stepdad, 3 cat siblings, and 1 Nino
The end
(Hourly consulting rate is 5 cinnamon rolls, but willing to negotiate if cannolis are available)
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Everyone, hold on — ALERT!
We’ve got Resolution Anon in the house, who might have just found the ultimate solution to all our problems. Darling, let me tell you right now: cinnamon rolls, cannoli, anything you want — I’m personally ready to deliver everything you desire, straight to your home, office, school, or university, at least three times a day. Consider me fully at your service.
My only ethical reservation about this brilliant “Learn Up and Plan” is that poor Lando has already shown some fragilities, and pairing him with MG might truly be the final blow — the kind you don’t recover from. Brutal.
Anyway, a solution will be found for him.
We’re moving straight ahead — with the Lestappen plan™️ and they all lived happily ever after. 🦄🌸
Liv 💫
This is a plan, not a statement.
