Jurina: The 54th was River!!
Rena: So, right now, we'd like to put together a special unit just for today! One, two...
Rena, Jurina, Sakiko: Matsui's "MA"!
Rena: One melonpan per day! I'm Rena and I love melonpan!
Sakiko: One, two...
Rena, Jurina, Sakiko: Matsui's "TSU"!
Jurina: I always give everything I have when dancing! I'm Jurina, 14 years old and still in my growing season!!
Sakiko: One, two...
Rena, Jurina, Sakiko: Matsui's "I"!
Sakiko: So far as it goes, I'm a Matsui as well. I'm Sakiko, please take care of me!
Jurina: Doubleeee....
Jurina&Rena: ....Matsui!!
Sakiko: Plus Matsui, so renewing it...
Sakiko, Rena, Jurina: We're TripleMatsui!
Jurina: So, we're an MC Unit estabilished for the Setlist. We're TOTALLY not trying to imitate Sugar! (the Satou Amina, Natsuki and Sumire MC Unit XD)
Rena: Exactly. This is original, you know!
Jurina: Originaaaal!
Rena: And today, our big sister took a pianica with her!
Jurina: Big siiiis!
Rena: What a great sound, right?
Jurina: Wonderful.
Rena: So, shall we start?
Sakiko: One, two...
Sakiko, Jurina, Rena: Stories about "Matsui".
Rena: Nickname.
Jurina: Hey, what was your nickname when you were in elementary school?
Sakiko: But you know...it's that, of course...
Rena: You're right, it had to be that. But, since we're all Matsui, in the end, did we all have the same nickname?
Jurina: Well...Then let's say it together, okay? One, two...
Sakiko, Jurina, Rena: Godzilla.
Rena: The nickname (for a Matsui) is Godzilla. (Matsui Hideki, a popular baseball player, is known as Godzilla)
Sakiko: This really happens...
Rena: Right?
Jurina: True...
Rena: Right!?
Jurina: Well, it happens at least one time.
Rena: Now let's go on...
Jurina: Yeaaah.
Sakiko, Jurina, Rena: Stories about "Matsui".
Jurina: Something that used to be frequent during interviews and such, until just recently.
Sakiko: What kind of little sister is Jurina at home?
Rena: What?
Sakiko: Like, does she get spoiled by her big sis?
Rena: Hmm...
Jurina: We're not sisters.
Jurina: Well, it really used to happen frequently to be mistaken for sisters, didn't it?
Rena: Big sis, honestly, were you part of the people thinking we were sisters?
Sakiko: Actually, I was...You know, even the kanji for your names are a bit similar...
Rena: Ah...
Jurina: Right...
Sakiko, Jurina, Rena: Stories about "Matsui".
Rena: Shinkansen.
Sakiko: Next stop is Shinagawa. Shinagawa.
Jurina: It's all that Shinagawa shop's goods' fault! (sad pun. Shinagawa no ano mise no shina ga warui)
Sakiko: Next is Shinyokohama. Shinyokohama.
Jurina: How can I put it? I'd prefer Chinatown's chinese food?! (sad pun. Nanchuuka, chuukagai no chuuka ga ii!?)
Sakiko: Last stop, Nagoya. Nagoya.
Jurina: Hey, Rena-chan. We'll soon arive to the quiet Nagoya! (last sad pun. Nagoyaka na Nagoya ni tsuku yo)
Rena: Cut it out, okay?
Rena: Her puns are really...terrific...
Jurina: And it's like this everyday.
Sakiko, Jurina, Rena: Stories about "Matsui".
Sakiko: Mishearing.
Sakiko: Ah, it's so hot (atsui) in here!
Jurina: So hot!
Rena: Hot! Really hot!
Sakiko, Jurina, Rena: HOT!
Sakiko, Jurina, Rena: It sounds like MATSUI.
Rena: It's totally true! I soooo understand what it means!
Sakiko: This really happens to Matsuis!
Jurina: And like, when it gets hot and someone shouts "ATTSUUU!", my chest tightens, thinking that I'm about to get scolded or something!
Rena: Yeah, 'cause it sounds like someone just called you!
Jurina: Exactly!
Sakiko: Not to speak about the terrible (mazui) after eating something! That may really sound like Matsui!
Rena: I know what you mean! Anyway there are a lot of other people with the same surname, like Satou, so it would be great to do something gathering informations and jokes about that, right?
Jurina: I'd like that.
Sakiko: Let's keep going.
Sakiko, Jurina, Rena: Stories about "Matsui".
Sakiko: Something good about being a Matsui.
Rena: Something good? Do you have something in mind?
Jurina: I guess the fact that me and Rena had people remember us as wMatsui was really a good thing.
Rena: True. After all, wMatsui is something easier to remember, so it helped a lot!
Jurina: Yeah!
Rena: That's really a good thing, isn't it?
Jurina: It is!
Sakiko: Isn't this weird? If we speak about Matsui, I should be THE Matsui, not them...I'm AKB's Matsui!!
Rena&Jurina: Big sis!!!!
Rena: Please, calm down!
Jurina: Everything's fine. See? Today we're a 3 Matsui team!
Sakiko: Thank you!! What about from now on we have someone to create projects not just for you two but for the three of us?
Jurina&Rena: Yeah, that would be a great idea!
Rena: I'm Matsui.
Jurina: I'm Matsui.
Sakiko: I'm Matsui.
Sakiko, Jurina, Rena: We're TripleMatsui. Please keep taking care of us.
Rena: So, that's all from TripleMatsui, the special unit created just for today. Well then, let's go back to the unit...I mean...to the ranking!!! (lol)
Jurina: Yeah, which song will be the next one ranking? Here we go with the announcement of the 53th position! Enjoy!