Jack ( @jckfldng ) ღ for my muse to show up on your muse’s doorstep drunk:
The second Jack opens the door, Ches’s face lights up. “Okay, I have the best idea! How quiet is your dog? Because my roommate is really chill, and I was thinking maybe we should kidnap him tonight and bring him back here, and we just alternate who’s room he’s in. And I bet we could get other people on board like who wouldn’t love a dog on campus! Kenzie had a cat for like half a year, and nobody ratted her out - who’s going to rat out a dog when they’re way better in every possible way!” Okay, she was drunk, and this idea wasn’t thought out in the slightest, but right now, she just really wanted to pet a dog, and Jack knew where to get a dog, so going to him about this scheme felt like a good idea. What was the worst he was going to do? Remind her they couldn’t go around stealing dogs.
