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If you were human, If you were who I assumed you were, You wouldn't have done this ...
[Inspired by Bad Luck Charm written by @ofskinandbones]
Yazoo pulls a prank (I’m aware I’m late for April fools) by leaving a positive pregnancy test on the kitchen table. How does that go?
(Sephiroth, Kadaj, and Loz surround the table. Across from them is the obvious suspect, Yazoo.)
Sephiroth: Explain yourself.
Yazoo: I believe this is self explanatory.
Loz: But I thought you couldn't- Well actually...
Kadaj: But how? And when? And more importantly, WHY?
Yazoo: It felt right in the moment.
Sephiroth: A child cannot be healthily raised if they were created "in the moment."
Yazoo: Oh don't worry, I'm fully committed to caring for the child.
Kadaj: Okay but who's the dad?
Yazoo:
Yazoo: Reno.
Kadaj: DAMN IT.
Sephiroth: You owe me twenty dollars.
Yazoo: I'm sorry?
Loz: (Sigh) They made a bet...
Yazoo: ...This family is a nightmare.
Kadaj: Says the one adding a WHOLE BABY to the mix.
Yazoo: Oh for Gaia's sake- IT'S FAKE. I don't even have the necessary parts to create a child.
(Kadaj jumps over the table and strangles Yazoo.)
So apparently Reno dyes his hair. How does Yazoo react to learning this information?
Reno: Aw shit, my roots are showing. I gotta get more hair dye.
Yazoo:
Yazoo: Excuse me?
Reno: Hair dye? y'know, the stuff you use to make your hair unnatural colors?
Yazoo: So your hair isn't naturally red?
Reno: Nope.
Yazoo: (Going through the 5 stages of grief in 10 seconds)
Reno: You good?
Yazoo: If you ever dye it another color I will end you.
Reno, fearing for his life: I wasn't planning on it but okay???
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my favorite ship dynamic: Boyfailure x woman who's way too good for him but is fascinated by his tomfoolery
Yazoo with a lovestruck look in his eyes next to Reno who's wide-eyed and covered in stab wounds
Yazoo and Reno. Genuinely curious on this one.
Ship It
What made you ship it?
It was one of those things that started out as a joke and then kind of developed in my brain as I thought about it more.
What are your favorite things about the ship?
There's nothing I love more than good ol enemies to lovers. Though technically they'd be more like rivals to lovers? Idk. But I also love how they seem to feed off of each other's goading; Reno makes a tease, Yazoo immediately one-ups him, Reno gets all pissy. I imagine its very amusing for Yazoo and very frustrating (and embarrassing) for Reno to be read like a goddamn book.
Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?
The ship itself is unpopular so I'll just give my general opinion: I ship it in, like, a non-serious way. I don't think they'd have a happy long relationship and get married. I think they hooked up a few times and then Yazoo Literally Died and Reno just kinda moved on. It's that brief moment of connection that interests me.