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Little NCIS Thing #1751

Like I was talking to Gibbs recently, and I told him I didn’t think I believed in the death penalty, and he said to me: “oh, so you’re telling me, that if you saw Hitler… walking down the street… you wouldn’t kill him?” That wasn’t what I was telling you, but alright, lets talk about this entirely new topic. What would I do if I saw Adolph Hitler just walking down the street? Well first off I wanted to know what did my friend mean? Did he mean I see a guy in like the military outfit with the little mustache, cause then I would assume that’s someone dressed up as Hitler. I’m not gonna kill that guy. I’m not gonna kill an actor and ruin Indiana Jones 5 just cause I don’t understand costumes. Or does he mean I’m walking down the street and I see like an old old man who I think might be Hitler based on my memory of what Hitler looks like. I’m not gonna kill that guy either, because I am often wrong. I'd murder him and people would be like: “Woah! You just killed an old old man!” and Id be like: “He looked like Hitler!” and they’re like: “Yeah, a little…”

And isn’t that the American dream when all’s said and done? That if you eat enough ass and suck enough dick, one day you can sell guns.

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