#rendogs mailbox

[unable to send her any warning of his visit with his comm broken, he flies to the top of her base, peering down to try and find his friend, tail wagging at the evil plan to spook her]

@rendogs-mailbox

False had been singing to herself a bit, finishing up the details on her double-decker bus. She had drowned out all other sounds, completely focused on the bus, dashing around it multiple times. Each time, a new item in her hand.

“Ren? Are you down there?”

She called down, debating on whether to shoot him a message through his communicator.

@falses-mailbox

[he can barely hear her on his storage system, ripping vines off chests to get to the contents inside. Even though to him her voice is quiet, his ears still perk up, hearing that there was someone there at least. He walks into the main hallway of the storage system, looking around, and a smile grows when he sees false there on her ghast]

[he pulls out rockets and flies up, landing behind her, nearly slipping off the ghast but managing to stay on]

FALSIE!

[I kick out my legs, flap my wings, everything! My abdomen is flashing like crazy.]

Im not at all okay with animal death!

do not send me asks that start rp with some sort of animal death! do not kill off any of my character's pets!

please! have common sense when it comes to that, its kinda mildly fucked up to try and start an rp by killing a pet! especially without even asking permission if you could kill off the pet

if its like minecraft mechanics like killing a sheep or pig or something and they disintegrate and leave meat behind sure! that works!

Scott! My guy, my dude, my good pal! Remember me? Red Diggity Dog, the Deathly Winter’s coming, the Enchantkingdom, Life series stuff, all that sort of business? It’s okay if you don’t, I’ve heard you’ve been suffering from memory loss brainfuckery. Been there. Done that. Watcher nonsense is bonkers. In a bad way.

That being said, my beautiful husband (not Martyn it’s someone else) who breaks reality for fun has had something important go missing. I just wanted to ask, have you seen a roulette table by chance? Like, three colors, has emeralds, redstone wired with deepslate diamond ore as a base because he’s mastered high efficiency diamond mining?

If you’ve seen it around, let me know. Also, cc this to the address “Euphie’s Mailbox”. Euphie is one of my more effeminate partners from across worlds because nobody can resist my Ren diggity charm. You know the feeling.

Yours,

@rendogs-mailbox

hello,

i'll admit, when i read this letter the first time, i didn't find anything too wrong with it - but then, i was half-asleep, and now that i've looked it over again, i'm very sure that this is someone impersonating ren. i'm not sure if this letter will reach ren or the original sender, but just so you know - ren says 'red winter', not deathly winter, but it was a good try!

i'm also just experiencing some forgetfulness due to exhaustion - rivendell's rebuilding takes a toll on me, but it's nothing serious - and nothing to worry about, really.

(playing the part is easy enough. nobody has to know.)

as i was writing this, i realized this was probably doc. unfortunately, i haven't seen your roulette table - and if i did, if i told you, you would probably wage full-scale war.

congratulations on getting an assistant, though! i hear that you do a lot of almost world-breaking things, so that should take a load off your shoulders.

the 'ren diggity charm' was hilarious, by the way. i did chuckle when i read it.

unfortunately, i don't think i have the information that you need, but i hope you find the thief soon.

signed,

scott smajor.

[no ghast or wings, he had walked here, too worried it’d spill. He had gone to the hub, trying to see if the sculk would disappear once off hermitcraft (it did, but came back the moment he returned) and got ice cream while he was there, two cones]

[he walks into false’s base, yelling in hopes to get her attention so she could come to him instead of him continuing to be a spill risk]

FALSIE! I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU!

@rendogs-mailbox

You hear a rocket fire, before she glides down past you with her elytra, nestling hitting you. She lands and turns, walking up to Ren, smiling.

“hey dude! Whatcha got there?”