[A letter is attached. It smells faintly of redstone. It’s wrapped in a rainbow ribbon because of course it is]
Scott! My guy, my dude, my good pal! Remember me? Red Diggity Dog, the Deathly Winter’s coming, the Enchantkingdom, Life series stuff, all that sort of business? It’s okay if you don’t, I’ve heard you’ve been suffering from memory loss brainfuckery. Been there. Done that. Watcher nonsense is bonkers. In a bad way.
That being said, my beautiful husband (not Martyn it’s someone else) who breaks reality for fun has had something important go missing. I just wanted to ask, have you seen a roulette table by chance? Like, three colors, has emeralds, redstone wired with deepslate diamond ore as a base because he’s mastered high efficiency diamond mining?
If you’ve seen it around, let me know. Also, cc this to the address “Euphie’s Mailbox”. Euphie is one of my more effeminate partners from across worlds because nobody can resist my Ren diggity charm. You know the feeling.
i'll admit, when i read this letter the first time, i didn't find anything too wrong with it - but then, i was half-asleep, and now that i've looked it over again, i'm very sure that this is someone impersonating ren. i'm not sure if this letter will reach ren or the original sender, but just so you know - ren says 'red winter', not deathly winter, but it was a good try!
i'm also just experiencing some forgetfulness due to exhaustion - rivendell's rebuilding takes a toll on me, but it's nothing serious - and nothing to worry about, really.
(playing the part is easy enough. nobody has to know.)
as i was writing this, i realized this was probably doc. unfortunately, i haven't seen your roulette table - and if i did, if i told you, you would probably wage full-scale war.
congratulations on getting an assistant, though! i hear that you do a lot of almost world-breaking things, so that should take a load off your shoulders.
the 'ren diggity charm' was hilarious, by the way. i did chuckle when i read it.
unfortunately, i don't think i have the information that you need, but i hope you find the thief soon.