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1972, in which Regulus is staring at his brother &co fromacross the Great Hall, chatting to his friends at the Slytherin table. âDo youremember that boyâs name? Noânot Potter. The other one. Whatâs his name again?â
1973, in which Regulus is suspicious of Remus and has begun spyingon him. âLupin was in the Hospital Wing again. Someone get that boy a newimmune system. He goes to the Hospital Wing more than I do.â
1973, in which Regulus has decided to give up his backgroundcheck. âThere is nothing remotely interesting about him. I give up.â
1975, in which Regulus is once again curious about Lupin andhim leaving Hogwarts once a month, so he goes to Severus to see what he knows. âWhatâsthe deal with Lupin and his leaving the castle every month? I know you knowsomething, Sev. Is he on the rag?â
1976, in which Regulus complains to Professor Slughorn forhaving to tutor Remus. âLupin is awful, professor! I understand stealing fromyour storage is wrong, and I promise Iâll never do it again. Just stop thetorture! Our cauldron exploded and he nearly singed my eyebrows! My eyebrows!! Heâsin the year above me! O.W.L level! I shouldnât even be tutoring him! Have Severusdo it, or Evans!â Â
1976, in which Regulus and a group of Slytherins are playinga truth game and he gets the question âoutof all the Gryffindor blokes in our year or above, who would you shag?â âHowdoes one answer this question and still retain an ounce of dignity? I think Iâdgo with Lupin, he seems like the only one with sense.â Â
1976, in which Regulus mentions heâs patrolling with Remusagain. âIâve patrolled with him a few times now, Freddie⊠dare I say, heâsactually not that bad. Repeat that to anyone and Iâll put itching powder inyour bed sheets.â
1977, in which Regulus has once again come to discuss Remus.âI donât understand how Lupin is friends with idiots like Potter and Black.Least of all Pettigrew. Lupin could do better. Much better. What? No. Not likeme. I donât want to be his friend. Heâs gross.â
1977, in which Regulus is disgusted to find out that Remusdidnât make head boy. âHow the hell did Lupin not become Head Boy? They gave itto Potter! That asshole doesnât even deserve it! He wasnât a prefect! Itâsunfair! Itâs unjust! Lupin doesnât deserve this kind of treatment! Heâs muchmore responsible and organized than that wanker! Iâm going to Slughorn aboutthis!â
1979, in which Regulus is out and about with Travers who recognizesLupin from afar and wants to cause some trouble. âThe boy that hangs out withmy brother? Which one? Lupin? No⊠no thatâs not him⊠Câmon, Travers we donâtneed unnecessary drama. I think thatâs the Hufflepuff boy in the year below me,the shy one who always went to the library because he had no friends. Weâre notgoing to attack him anyway, youâll bring attention to us! Weâll get caughtbefore we can follow through with what the Dark Lord asked us to. That. Is.Not. Lupin. Merlin. Get your knickers out your arse and come on. Lupin is moreattractive than him, anyway.â