Aug 9, 2020
I will fight your wrinkly white raisin ass, you pompadour cheating [redacted] -💙🐦
“Excuse Me--”
“...you’re lucky that you’re just a stupid little mess of words in a box.”
> REMOTE ADMIN HAS SENT AN IMAGE
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I will fight your wrinkly white raisin ass, you pompadour cheating [redacted] -💙🐦
“Excuse Me--”
“...you’re lucky that you’re just a stupid little mess of words in a box.”
> REMOTE ADMIN HAS SENT AN IMAGE
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AY. AY BUBBY. YO SHOES RAGGEDY-
THAT'S WHY YO MAMA DEAD-!
DEAD AS HELL!
WHAT KINDA SHOES SHE GOT ON IN HER CASKET?
THAT'S WHY YO GRANNY AINT GOT NO KNEES!
BITCH!
SHE CANT PRAY TO JESUS!!
I'm so proud of you Bubby...
Okay, I’m back. I was able ta move Gord’n to a better spot where his VR wires reach...
Bein’ on the floor for hours ain’t... good...
I can only imagine that a Hardwood floor is terribly uncomfortable.
-Anyway, you’re our Creator’s friend, yes? The Computer has a small update... would you like to start this?
What’s in this update?
Looks like Updates to everyone’s talk sprites, Firewall updates, and the Option to port us to a Floppy Disk. The last one is a backup failsafe for the VRILY2K program just in case someone wanted to bring us to a new computer.
So it’s harmless then? Let’s do it!
Oo! Yeah! We're starting to miss you in here! It's lonely without you! ~🍭
That's one way to put it...
It would be Nicer to have all of us Admins in one place...
Okay, Okay! I'll come back~
>> Holographic Projection Disabled for [OPERATOR] - Returning Program to File System. . .
Much Obliged!
Niceee! Now if only Gordon would do the same!
WOOO TAKE IT OFF LOVERBOY -🤖
Hold IT!
...!
uh...- d-dad-
There’s no way in hell you’re leaving this PC like that.
>> SysAdmin has summoned Desktop_Buddy.exe to the Paint Program.
>> Playing {Angry_Bark.mp3, Deep_Growl.mp3, & Big_Angry_BORK.mp3}
NOBODY is leaving this computer!
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Hey Greg do you have anymore dad jokes?
Unfortunately, I’m all out of dad jokes.
>> Playing {Dog_Sigh.mp3}
And thank goodness for that!!
Oh? Who let the mutt out of her cage?
>> Playing {Big_Growl.mp3}
EXCUSE ME? I’M A PUREBRED GOLDEN RETRIEVER!
Greg how are you so bad at Space Cadet Pinball ?
I’m not bad at it whatsoever...
I used to hold second place thank you very much.
Aww yess! I got the highscore!! First Place again!
YOU TOO???
Oohhh does that mean I’m in second now?
That brings me to fifth place...
At least I’m still in fourth place on the leaderboard...