#reignhelm

MolDovKaal: I worship Hephaestus, God of the Forge! He is a noble and mighty god!

Shad: What about you Azurite? You’re a fire genasi from the fire plane right?

Savannah (Azurite’s player) to Parker (DM): She’s never actually been to the Plane of Fire, does Azurite know anything about gods or anything?

Parker: Nah, you don’t know anything about that stuff.

Azurite: I know SO MUCH! First of all, Hephaestus is a front. Its all about the Fire Plane itself! He doesn’t actually do anything himself. He’s a total Fire Plane cuck. *Continues to go off*

Azurite: Technically this would be Plan G.

Shad: How many plans do we have? Is there, like, a Plan M?

Azurite: Yes, but MolDovKaal dies in plan M.