#regular verse

“Ah fucking bitch tits.” The goblin swore as her body slowly sunk into the earth.

“Quicksand.” She was surprisingly calm despite the danger she aas in.

“Didnt the map or the lore say something about this? Some thin something the doorway is hidden in the sads of time. Wouldnt it be crazy if this were the way in?” She joked as she got slowly pulled deeper and deeper into the sand.

“I should really do something about this shouldnt i?” She questioned the young man she had with her. He looked panicked but she couldnt blame him she was stuck in quicksand and sinking. But since she was calm she wasnt sinking all that fast. But she was sure it was still scary for the young man. She took the time to study the jungle around them, admire it, it sure was pretty. A wind spell might be able to get her out. Or maybe she could enchant the staff to fly? Nah that would take time she didnt have.

No, Vivian thought. No no no it couldn’t be true. She was standing outside an old secluded bar: well the building was old, the owners and occupants were newer as the place had been dubbed one of a few first hush-hush safe places for mutants. She didn’t visit all the often but sometimes life below ground prickled her nerves. She wasn’t meant for a life in the dark. Ironic as the night sky overhead was a starless one, the chilly autumn air anything but inviting. 

Vivian crossed her arms, trying to ignore the prickling ice at her fingertips. The place was old alright but there’d been at least one TV and on that TV she’d seen the face of a very old and dear friend. A friend who’d apparently been confirmed dead.

Big scary make-you-shit-your-pants-worse-than-Tartaglia-could Abyss Servant Ajax also monologuing people to death

"Watch out!"

Hunk took the brunt of the blast. Blood escaping from his mouth. His feet shook violently about to collapse from the significant blood loss. He had been shot at before, nothing too serious. Nothing a pod couldn’t heal.

But, he thinks. This is something a pod won’t heal. The Yellow Paladin goes on his knees, his eyes rolled back before he lands on the ground with a loud thump.