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since i just updated the fake/pretend tag here are some assumed also check out the fake married tag

last night's dress (tiptoe out of this mess) by hito (1/1 | 16,730 | R)

TFLN: My dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for Sunday brunch next week. You in?

A Second Alpha by ali_inthejungle (1/1 | 6,252 | PG-13)

An eventful few weeks in the life of Stiles Stilinski, beginning and ending with awkward encounters at the supermarket with none other than Allison's dad.

There’s a Hickey or a Bruise by QuirkyChick (1/1 | 2,134 | PG-13)

"My dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for Sunday brunch next week. You in?"

Then You Think Again by leah k (1/1 | 22,552 | R)

"Holy crap!  Why the hell did you lie to incredibly powerful magical beings with trust issues?  How was that Plan A?"

Derek says, "We're not arguing about this, it's already done."

"Like hell we're not fighting about this," Stiles says, indignant.  "What were you thinking?"

"I was thinking it was worth the risk if it kept you alive!  And it worked, so drop it."

"You had no idea that it was going to work!" Stiles throws his hands up.  Why is Derek the most frustrating werewolf in the history of ever, why is Stiles even helping him, why is this his life?  "Why did they even believe you in the first place?"

Derek says, "You reeked of me," which is unfair.  Stiles only smelled because he'd gotten covered in Derek's bodily fluids trying to staunch the bleeding.

Father Knows Best by Pookaseraph (1/1 | 5,984 | Pg-13)

Sheriff Stilinski has finally figured out the cause of the rift between them: his son's gay, and he's effectively cut that line of communication. Being the good father that he is, he tries to make sure Stiles knows that he can tell him anything, especially about Derek Hale. Their wires seem to have gotten crossed somewhere.

Denial by ericaismeg (1/1 | 4,924 | G)

Scott thinks they're flirting. Isaac's betting on Derek sniffing him. The Sheriff thinks they're dating. Erica and Boyd are rooting for them. Derek's waiting for him to figure it out.

Stiles is the only one in denial.

He's a Keeper by reluctantslashfan (1/1 | 2,669 | G)