#regisword

!! Freshest Artifact To Get Into Hands With Intent Of Harm !!

*This tournament has been abandoned because lost steam! Will return to this another time just yaknow, to get back in the swing of things with smaller scale tournaments lol*

This is the masterpost for the tournament! I will be linking each individual poll underneath as the tournament goes on.

Propaganda is welcomed and encouraged! I will reblog any and all that comes my way.

Due to the size and diversity of weapons in Homestuck I have divided the tournament into pools. This is so we dont have two swords or two hammers or two assault rifles for the finals so on so forth. To keep track of pools with more than one round of brackets, these pool-brackets will now be called Acts. If a Pool doesn't have more than one Act it will not be refereed to with one.

--Round One Pool One Act OneCutlass of Zillywair VS Occam's Razor

Bec Noir's Body Sword Thing VS Human Pornography Sword

Caledfwlch VS Snoop Dogg Snow Cone Machete

Shitty Ninja Sword VS Unbreakable Katana

sord VS Bait and Switchblade

Scarlet Ribbitar VS Regisword

Royal Deringer VS Ancestral Awakening Sword

Saber Rattle VS Caledscratch

--Round One Pool Two Act One

MSPA Standard Issue Pistol VS Doc Scratch's Magnum

Calliope's Magnum VS Flintlock Pistols

Flintlocks of Zillyhau VS Golden Pistols

Fin's Fiveshooter VS Twin M9 Berettas

--Round One Pool Three

Jade's Newspaper VS Diamond Droog's Newspaper

--Round One Pool Four

Suitarangs VS Sollux's Throwing Stars

--Round One Pool Five Act One

Quills Of Echidna VS Thorns of Oglogoth

Thistles Of Zillywich VS Needlewands

Cue Needles VS Knitting Needles

--Round One Pool Six

Equius's Fists VS Roxy's Fists

--Round One Pool Seven Act One

Ψdon's Entente VS HIC's Double Trident

Meenah's Double Trident VS Brainfork

--Round One Pool Eight

Clubs Deuce VS Table Leg

--Round One Pool Nine

White Wand VS Empiricist's Wand

--Round One Pool Ten Act One

Broken Caledscratch VS Broken Royal Deringer

Broken Scarlet Ribbitar VS Broken Caledfwich

--Round One Pool Eleven Act One

Sledgehammer VS Warhammer Of Zillyhoo

Pogo Hammer VS Wrinklefucker

Pop-A-Matic Vrillyhoo Hammer VS Claw Hammer

Fear No Anvil VS Telescopic Sassacrusher

--Round One Pool Twelve Act One

Battlespork of Zillywut VS Skaia War Fork

Junior Battermaster's Bowlbuster Poking Solution 50000 VS Red Skaia War Fork

--Round One Pool Thirteen

Kanaya's Chainsaw VS Demonbane Ragripper

--Round One Pool Fourteen Act One

Fiduspear VS Jousting Lance

Cigarette Holder VS Daggerlance

--Round One Pool Fifteen Act One

Registickle VS Homes Smell Ya Later

Sickle VS Clawsickle

--Round One Pool Sixteen Act One

Green Sun Scepter VS Walking Can

Dragon Cane VS Gold Scepter

Black Scepter VS Spear Cane

Cast Iron Horse Hitcher VS Bull Penis Cane

--Round One Pool Seventeen

Con Air Bunny VS Liv Tyler

--Round One Pool Eighteen

Claw Gloves VS Action Claws

--Round One Pool Nineteen Act One

Ahab's Crosshairs VS Girl's Best Friend

Black Rifle VS Green Sun Streetsweeper

Harpoon Gun VS Proton Canon

Laser Gun VS Hunting Rifle

LE's AR VS Crockercorp Appearifier Rifle

Gold Rifle VS Blunderbuss of Zillywigh

Mom's Rifle VS Blunderbuss

DD's AK VS DD's AR

Previous Rounds Below The Break!

So I had this dream a few nights ago about the end of the world, but I had 2 talking crows as pets. Mind you, these are just quick sketches I made, so they’re not perfect, but I really wanted to draw these guys! Anyways, so the dream: It was actually a Infinity War reference, but the setting took place in the perspective of a Citizen. Rumor was, that Thanos was going to make earth explode, (If you had seen the movie, that info is obviously false, but that was what info was obtained at the time.) so all citizens were required to evacuate to this enormous spaceship that was built to take everyone off of earth. I was with my mom and a couple friends and we were walking into this planet-sized ship with whatever belongings we could muster. Normal people would be scared of the sudden change and uncertainty, but not me. I was in good spirits thanks to my 2 talking pet crows I apparently had. Their names were Regisword and Flagstaff. I know, weird names, but they came with those in the dream. They always stuck by my side and I loved those guys to death, as their facetious yet light-hearted tomfoolery made everything better. Regisword was very loud and outspoken and loved to perch on my left shoulder. He was quite the perky fellow and possessed a feather mohawk that was dyed magenta at the tips. Flagstaff on the other hand was more independent and liked his freedom, but he always followed close behind and was never out of view, but when I carried my american flag patterned walking cane, he liked to perch on the tip. He had a more laid back and chill attitude with a sarcastic witty tone to him. That’s all there is to be said about that dream, but I certainly won’t forget my 2 little crow buddies, hahaha.

The Derse Arsenal

♠ The Regisword and Hit List

☾ Black King’s Crown, Seal, and Scepter

Your name is ARCHAGENT JACK NOIR.  You make a policy of handing out a REGISWORD and a HITLIST to just about everyone who enters your office. But you never think anyone’s actually going to GO THROUGH with it. 

♠  Regisword & Hit List | Chairman Miaow