“So. You’re not a human, right? I’m jealous.”
The twelve-year-old sat on the chair, aimlessly dangling her legs. She didn’t appear to be in the best mood.
“Humans are pretty dumb, if you ask me. We found this beautiful planet, and we’re all, like, hey, let’s throw a bunch of garbage in the ocean, and ozone in the atmosphere, and cut down all the trees, like that’s going to do anything good.”
“When I’m older, I’m going to run for president, and I’m going to make it illegal to be a boomer. Everyone over the age of 45, with the exception of the LGBT community and Ota’s mom, is going to jail. They’re too old, and gross, and stupid. They shouldn’t exist anymore.”