#redteamtf2

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bro is CONFUSED.

he’s not used to people that actually need sleep, and rest. he actually can’t believe that.

he uses you as some sort of pillow when you’re asleep. he loves to cuddle you as tight as possible, and its even better that you can’t even feel it, because you’re asleep.

constantly supplies you with “bonk!atomic punch”, and it barely even works for you somehow. it keeps you awake, but not super energetic.

“why the hell are you so sleepy? its only 3 in the afternoon..”

carries around a jacket to use as a blanket in case you have one of your random impromptu naps.

SCOUT X OVERHEATED READER!

you’re always sweating, and scouts very confused. what the hell??

during the summer, he gives you a shit ton of cold snacks like ice cream, lemonade, and the like. might have accidentally given you brain freeze at one point.

he’s naturally cold blooded like that, so he cuddles you to try and help you cool down but gets a bit worried as he doesn’t want to somehow overheat you.

supplies you with deodorant, you get stinky when you’re all sweaty like that.

he’s extremely confused when you’re still cold in the winter. how the hell?-

constantly goes to medic to ask him for help and advice with your unique body temperature. gets a bit scared, and worried that its fatal. obviously, its not.

“erm baby.. you’re sweating again..”

going to read books for a few more hours to learn how to take care of you. remember that one scene in expiration date with all of the books? yeah. like that.