#red muse

that being saaaaaaid i potentially have some fun things planned for this blog though <3

“Aww, don’t be like that, my dear sweet wifey! You know you love me! Don’t worry; you’re pretty swagalicious yourself, even if you don’t have a sexy pair of heelies! So don’t you worry your pretty little head about it.”

RED drinks all of the respect-wifey juice! No, but for real, she genuinely respects those she considers her wifeys and will try to keep their boundaries in mind when flirting or otherwise interacting with them.

“Well if there’s one thing I can agree with that gross rat on, it’s that cute girls are life and my style is slick.” That’s not what he said but okay.

“But I don’t understand why none of them are willing to play Fortnite or Roblox with me. Like damn, you don’t have to kiss me or hold my hand, but at least lemme show off much money I spend on epic gamer swag.”

“For anyone wondering, I just got a metric frickton of V-Bucks. Don’t ask where the money came from.”

“It’s swaggy hours now.”

Does some sick yoyo tricks to impress the girls.