Esteemed comrades,
I may have been soaking dried cranberries in spiced rum for no less than twelve moons in order to bake The Fruitcake of Unparalleled Arcane Potency, and will need to keep this away from an open flame lest I Vermillion Scourge mine eyebrows off. (Not pictured: dried dates, cherries, and mangoes soaking in Brandewine spiced cognac)













