#red bonus

Bonus Prompt: Music

By: Pizzaturtle (team red lunatic)

John aint having none of this bullcrap! It escalates a little from now.

“YO HO SEBASTIAN. LETS GO FAR AWAY”

… ‘Sherly :(‘

“SOMEWHERE WHERE THE CAPTAIN WONT BE MAD”

… ‘i’m fucking mad at you, you bitch’

“YO HO SEBASTAIN. I WANNA LOVE YOU GOOD.”

… ‘little fucker. i’ll block your cock 4eva’

“WE DESERVE MUCH BETTER THAN WE’VE HAD”

… ‘you deserve nothing slut’

John stood up from his collapse on the floor and headed down the stairs. He encounted Sherlock mid serenade of the chorus. John stepped up and pushed in the back.

“You starting a fight, Sherlock?” He said angrily.

“No.” Sherlock protested. “I was practising my song for you. You’re my Sebastian.”

John blushed. Never before has someone said something to beautiful to him.

“Oh Sherlock,” He swooned. “You can yo my ho.”

Sherlock blushed and smooched his lover, before dropping to his knees.

It was an eventful venture out of bed for John, thats for certain.

Bonus Prompt: Music

By: Pizzaturtle (team red lunatic)

John aint having none of this bullcrap!

“THE CAPTAIN FOUND OUT ABOUT US… AND ORDERED THEM TO THROW.”

… ‘Throw what… where? WHAT CAPTAIN? HOMSEY? PLEASE.’

“US BOTH OVER BOARD TONIGHT, TOGETHER WE WILL GO.”

… ‘YOU AINT GOING ANYWHERE WITH HIM MR. I’LL TELL YOUR MUMMY.’

“BUT I’M YOUR’S YOU KNOW.”

… ‘NO YOU ARE MINE. MINE. I. AM. SHERLOCKED.’

“I’LL LOVE YOU STILL IN HELL”

…. ‘but we were going to be pals in heaven. Heaven buddies. You promised!’

“AND I HOPE THEY DIDN’T TIE UP YOUR HANDS AS TIGHT AS MINE.”

… ‘You like BDSM? Why didn’t you ever tell me?! I like BDSM.’

“I’LL SEE YOU ON THE BED OF THIS BLUE OCEAN, BABE SOMETIME.”

… ‘BABE? You say babe now?’

“BUT I’M YOUR’S YOU KNOW.”

… ‘Bitch, he aint yours! He’s my baby daddy.’

“I’LL LOVE YOU STILL IN HELL”

… ‘heaven buddies 5eva no more?’

“DOWN WE FELL”

… ‘you aint falling on my watch!’

“AND I’M SINGING”

… ‘pretty badly too’

Bonus Prompt: Music

By: Pizzaturtle (team red lunatic)

John aint having none of this bullcrap!

“THEY PUT GLASS IN MY SANDALS SO MY FEET WILL BLEED ALL DAY”

… ‘Why hasn’t be told me his feet were bleeding? I AM HIS DOCTOR. Wait. Does he strut that SEXY SOCKS AND SANDALS LOOK. OH THAT TURNS ME ON BABY.’

“AND THEY FORCED ME TO WEAR THEM OR THEY SAID THEY’LL MAKE YOU PAY”

… ‘You serious?’

“THEY BE UNDER THE SEA. BUT YOU HOLD ME ABOVE. YOU’RE THE MAN I LOVE….”

… ‘YOU LOVE HIM? YOU LOVE HIM? YOU DONT LOVE ME? FUCK YOU HOLMSEY.’

“YO HO SEBASTIAN. LETS GO FAR AWAY”

… ‘please stay Holmsey…. please’

“SOMEWHERE WHERE THE CAPTAIN WONT BE MAD”

… ‘i’ll protect you from the captain if you stay.’

“YO HO SEBASTAIN. I WANNA LOVE YOU GOOD.”

… ‘IM GONNA BLOCK YOUR COCK, UNLESS YOUR COCKS FOR ME.’

“WE DESERVE MUCH BETTER THAN WE’VE HAD”

… ‘YOU’LL NEVER GET BETTER. I AM JOHN DA COCK BLOCK.’

Bonus Prompt: Music

By: Pizzaturtle (team red lunatic)

John aint having none of this bullcrap!

“SOMEWHERE WHERE THE CAPTAIN WONT BE MAD”

… ‘What did he do to anger the army?’

“YO HO SEBASTIAN, I WANNA LOVE YOU GOOD”

… ‘Oh no he didn’t! He wants to love John good. Oh yes he does! Oh yes he does! HAPPY THOUGHTS JOHN, THINK THEM HAPPY.’

“WE DESERVE MUCH BETTER THAN WE’VE HAD”

… ‘Oh my god, AM I A COCK BLOCK?”

“THEY SAY THEY’RE GONNA KILL ME, IF I LOOK AT YOU ONCE MORE”

… ‘I’ll fucking kill you if you don’t love me back, Sherlock Holmes’

“THEY SPIN MY HAMMOCK YESTERDAY, SO I’LL SLEEP ON THE FLOOR!”

… ‘Thats why his bed is never slept in! Unless I put him there…. heh’

“THEY BE UNDER THE SEA. BUT YOU HOLD ME ABOVE”

… ‘Is that a fucking euphemism?!”

Bonus Prompt

By: Mymusicismysoul (Team Red Lunatic)

 Sherlock had fell about the place afterwards, much to his friends disgruntlement only perking up when he'd been reliably informed 'if that chick don't wanna know forget her' Placing his drink on the table, he wondered through to the back room and pulled out his old gun, blowing off the dust and resolving to clean it later, seeing Anderson's look of puzzlement, he felt it prudent to explain.

"I figured if John and Sherlock are going to cause trouble, it wouldn't hurt to hav some extra protection on me."

Anderson's face slid into understanding and Lestrade continued

Bonus Prompt

By: Mymusicismysoul (Team Red Lunatic)

"Anyway"Andersoncontinued, "They told me they're going down to dino's grill on friday night dressed to kill"

Lestrade nodded understandingly, that was an old code, evidently their was a case on, taking a long drink he stated out loud

"Well then, we know drinks will flow and blood will spill"

It wasAndersonsturn to chuckle then, remembering the antics of the pair

"If the boys want to fight you better let them"

Bonus Prompt

By: Mymusicismysoul (Team Red Lunatic)

Anderson didn't have as much control as Lestrade however and outright rolled his eyes, seeing right through the poorly concealed suspicion in his voice.

"Chill, they were asking if you were around, were you was were you could be found"

Lestrade started to make his own cup of tea, slightly less worried now.

"and?"

"I told them you were living downtown, driving all the old men crazy"

Bonus Prompt

By: Mymusicismysoul (Team Red Lunatic)

Anderson shrugged as he poured the now boiling water into his cup, tea bag already in place,

"they haven't changed, haven't much to say" he was silent for a moment as he took a calming sip from his cup "though I still think them cats are crazy"

Lestrade resisted to roll his eyes at the younger man, he'd always had something against John and Sherlock and he'd never really understood it, other than perhaps it had a small basis of jealousy. Speaking of which, it raised the question of why he was even here telling him this, he knew Lestrade wasn't going to be the type to go and protest their return. His eye's narrowed in suspicion