#rectal temperature

😣🥺temp time🌡️🤒

i tied to fake being sick to get out of a outing with mommy’s friends, but all she did was scoff and doubt at me. she decided to take my temperature in my butt!! it was so embarrassing being bottom up over her knee with a thermometer in my tushie!! it’s so unfair! i could hold it in my mouth like a big girl, but she says i’d bite it. she eventually found out i was lying and washed my mouth out with soap for lying. she ended up telling her friends about it and they all said “it was the most adorable thing they had ever heard”. Mommy’s friends are meanies!!

[Approximately 8 years ago]

Dr. Bob: "Jenny, I'm Dr. Robert [last name redacted], you can call me Dr. Bob if you like."

Jen: "Are you in charge of this place? Do you make the rules here?"

Dr. Bob: "I'm in charge of you, if that's what you mean"

Jen: "I hate it here, Doctor. It’s dark, its dank, it smells, the food is bad, everyone is creepy, you won’t give me any clothes to wear..”

Dr. Bob: "You will get used to it. And even if you don't, you're only here for 30 days. Now, I am about to conduct your weekly physical. Let's start with your temperature."

Jen: "With that? That looks like it’s from 1950! You’re really going to make me put that in my mouth?"

Dr. Bob: "Not quite, Jenny. This is a rectal thermometer. It doesn't go in your mouth"

Jen: "w-what? It goes..”

Dr. Bob: "In your rectum, Jenny. Your anus."

Jen: "I-is this how you treat all your patients?”

Dr. Bob: "It's how I'm going to treat you! The sooner we start, the sooner it'll be over. Now roll over, let's get that tight little hole of yours good and greased up. I'm going to lubricate up my finger and poke it in there first, to get you ready. I'll start with just the tip.."

[As we learned last time]

[Left: circa 2017, Jen arrives at the hospital under police escort, possibly following some unknown legal trouble. Right: Jen learns about rectal thermometers, an implement she will later be seen to wield frequently.]

[Left: damn right those pills are too big to swallow, Jen, they're suppositories, they go up your butt! Right: actual wtf.. sometimes the AI gets creative and invents some horror I wouldn't even have thought of, like this dual-hosed (hot and cold) buttplug/enema combo]

Jen: "Well, you see, several years ago, when I was a sophomore at the University, I had a little trouble and ended up here as patient. That’s right, lots of people need treatment in a facility like this from time to time, even me! I was terrified to be here, lost and alone, I didn’t know what to do. You see, I was a lot like you.