Do you like girls? No, I mean, do you LIKE girls? Young girls, older women? Sisters, mothers, daughters, in-laws, besties, rivals, enemies. Girls crushing, girls transitioning, girls committing violence, girls doing crime, girls murdering? Pretty girls, cute girls, handsome girls, tomboy girls, freaky girls? Girls that'll treat you right, girls that'll ruin your life? Princesses, goddesses, monsters, demons, ghosts, animal girls, magical girls, science girls, all the girls! Girls from mythology, girls from HERstory. Girlbosses, gaslighters, gatekeepers, girlfailures. Dresses, skirts, pants, oh my! Girls who break the law, girls who are the law! Capitalists, revolutionaries, mob bosses, and high schoolers, too! And the best part for girl-lovers? NO BOYS ALLOWED (except for that one guy and the turtle)!

Do you like explosions? Do you like blowing up THE MOON? Well, have I got the media for you. It’s a rollicking adventure featuring singing robot-like soldiers with no will of their own, mustachioed head honchos of enemy armies, and some best friends taking on the ultimate evil with the Power of Friendship(tm), spite, and big huge guns. We’ve got cannibalism and heat rays and incidental immortality, fantastic representations of grief and the dehumanization of war, not to mention that ALL of the characters are canonically queer! I guarantee that if you like all those things, then this media is for you.

Do you like explosions? Do you like blowing up THE MOON? Well, have I got the media for you. It’s a rollicking adventure featuring singing robot-like soldiers with no will of their own, mustachioed head honchos of enemy armies, and some best friends taking on the ultimate evil with the Power of Friendship(tm), spite, and big huge guns. We’ve got cannibalism and heat rays and incidental immortality, fantastic representations of grief and the dehumanization of war, not to mention that ALL of the characters are canonically queer! I guarantee that if you like all those things, then this media is for you.

Do you like explosions? Do you like blowing up THE MOON? Well, have I got the media for you. It’s a rollicking adventure featuring singing robot-like soldiers with no will of their own, mustachioed head honchos of enemy armies, and some best friends taking on the ultimate evil with the Power of Friendship(tm), spite, and big huge guns. We’ve got cannibalism and heat rays and incidental immortality, fantastic representations of grief and the dehumanization of war, not to mention that ALL of the characters are canonically queer! I guarantee that if you like all those things, then this media is for you.

Guess noted!

Guess noted! (And thank you: I'm glad you're enjoying the tournament!)

Guess noted!

Guess noted!