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@rebornmenace
Should've grabbed a can of Twisted Tea too
“To be fair, it was because I was grocery shopping, they tried to sneak up behind me, and I pretended not to see them, and fucking swing that grocery bag around as hard as I could it just happened to contain a 6 pack of beer. Then I fucking tackled him.
Long story short, stitches suck but I was in no mood for shit”
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@rebornmenace sucks to be you.
･ﾟ☠ ━ “ ...Don’t be gross. ”
Fancy dress
Mommy will get better photos of me in it later
@rebornmuses replied to your post: “Don’t you even fucking talk to me unless your...
“Does owning my Volcarona give me any points?”
“You get nothin’ ‘til you let your boy see ‘em.”
👋 : your muse slapping mine’s ass
Emoji time!
Apparently, Gabe did not get the memo that bending over to pick up a book in front of their partner would result in a slap on the ass. The sudden slap had them yelping loudly and the book fell back to the floor as their hands instinctively covered their backside “RUDE! YOU ARE VERY RUDE!” They rubbed the stinging area “....do it again...”
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🧝♀️ - @rebornmuses
23andme, alien edition (not accepting!)
“did you think my UB counterpart was going to do your DNA test? think again!” he grins, shoving the results under sawyer’s nose. “it says here that you are 20% white vegan hippie, a-k-a snow elvish. of that 20%, you are 10% from temariel, the central snow elf nation, and the one that is said to produce the smarmiest diplomats. 5% comes from andamoth, a nation known for comparing the killing of animals to actual genocide, and who are trying to open a chain of vegan restaurants on earth to compete mcdonald’s out of business. the last 5% is from those who live in escarium, infamous for their galra collaborators. the other 10% of your altean DNA is balmeran altean from balmera x-95-vox, and those are the brown vegetarian hippies. who would’ve thought?”
@rebornmuses ♥ ‘ed !
“Hiii, battle?”
Why, if anyone knew any better, they’d likely know when to pick a fight and who to pick a fight with; one of the skills of a seasoned trainer is to be able to size up a battle and know when they could take it or not.
Diduo was a ditto. They had no mind for such trifling matters. It was a matter of win a battle and have enough money to feed the team for the night, or, well. Get their butt kicked, get up, and try again.
If they had any sense, perhaps they would know that approaching this trainer would have a 101% chance of resulting in the latter.
But Diduo was Diduo.
“Letsh’ battle! Letsh’ battle! I saw you, letsh’ battle!”
Another gym challenger, or something else?
Closed starter for @rebornmuses
Motostoke was a rather populous town, one of three major stops in the gym challenge, and the big roadblock for many, along with being the third most populated city in the region. Even still, with one glance this man could tell this recent arrival was...different. Something almost dark and malicious. They hoped their hunch was wrong. “Hello! Are you here in motostoke for the gym challenge today? Just a tourist perhaps?” A courteous and positive tone to their voice as they approached Sawyer.
